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The product of the unholy orgy involving a dwarf with pubes like dried grass, a retired battlebot, a weresheep and a brain-damaged schnauzer [don't ask which was the female here], Wood's avi was dubbed to be the most horrific chimera in the history of Weird a** s**t, otherwise known as WAS. It is unknown as to whether or not this thing is male or female as the last person who checked spontaneously combusted and turned to stone at the same time. He also shits rainbows.

To keep this thing from reproducing the administrators of WAS took it upon themselves to imprison this abomination in the sky, and then cast an invisibility spell on him so that no one would ever have to look up and bear to see his petrification-inducing gonads. The spell however, wears off with water. Thus, when you see a rainbow in the sky, it is not a pretty optical illusion caused by the rain or some mirage s**t like that. It's this ******** fecal matter floating around in the sky.

The story of my birth. C:

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BudBuds

Report | 11/30/2011 4:02 pm

BudBuds

Meow.
Silly Brain

Report | 11/06/2011 4:08 pm

Silly Brain

LOL. K. Sounds good.
Silly Brain

Report | 11/06/2011 3:39 pm

Silly Brain

I adore you.
Met him last weekend. Hung out with him Sunday and saturday, as well as this sunday and this saturday.
Questions he asks: What do you think of me? What do you think of me looks wise? On a scale of 1-10?
Compliments he gives: You're very beautiful (spoken in Gaelic), You have beautiful eyes, You're very down to earth, I find you attractive.

Problem: I like another guy, but it's difficult to hold onto him.
Solution: what else do you need to know?
Silly Brain

Report | 11/06/2011 3:34 pm

Silly Brain

Problem: Met a guy last weekend in driver's ed. i've known him for 4 days. 110% sure this guy wants the Mel. He flirted hardcore today, he thinks i flirted back. I feel rattled.
Solution: ?
Jake has solution? A srs one? -_-
Silly Brain

Report | 11/04/2011 3:43 pm

Silly Brain

..JAKE.?
Feverw0lf

Report | 07/24/2011 6:57 pm

Feverw0lf

Well it's hilarious and it should be preserved for all eternity!
Feverw0lf

Report | 07/24/2011 6:48 pm

Feverw0lf

I LOVE your about me section. Me and my best friend cried with laughter as I read it out loud. biggrin heart heart
BudBuds

Report | 02/05/2011 10:16 am

BudBuds

hahaha, i hope so. xD
BudBuds

Report | 02/05/2011 9:58 am

BudBuds

look at my dream avi that im trying to get now. ^-^
BudBuds

Report | 02/05/2011 9:29 am

BudBuds

wow.
that,
was
amazing.

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