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My name is Aslinn..
A story could be written about my life from birth to present, but I consider the time and lack of patience society holds today, and so must spare the world my insane order of the alphabet.
To begin my pocket-sized paraphrasing of seventeen years, I should remember to keep the exaggeration to a minimum.
Once there was a beautiful girl who lived in a rural area of the lovely state of Tennessee. She was pure as the moon-lit sky and as soft as the smallest kitten. Her words were spoken with kindness, and her movements were even more graceful than the best contemporary dancer in the world. Her natural reddish-brown hair shined brilliantly and her blue-green eyes glittered brighter than fresh dew on the mountains.
She had two siblings.
A brother, strong and noble, stubborn and amazingly mushroom-untouched.
And a sister, small and cuddly, slap-worthy and tanned.
Her mother was very much like her, witty and very intelligent, with only a few minor differences...She was kind and considerate. Oh how she adored her mother! And how she loved understanding all of her mothers wild thoughts!
But unfortunately for this beautiful girl, she lived in a small broken-down school bus with her father, who was kind, huggable, and spineless. He had married a fine lady.
Madam Pamela.
Yes, Madam Pamela was the most beautiful and popular of all the purple-headed human-eating dragons. She made sure the small, helpless, step-daughter of hers was whipped and beaten with wooden spoons almost every evening. She was very attentive of her child. The girl admired her greatly. How evil she was! How could anyone be so inhumane?! Ask Madam Pamela. She is very talented.
As the girl grew older, she understood that flamethrowers to her body and metal crabs to her head were not acceptable things for a child to learn, and so ran away to her understanding mother. Her mother had a secret way to destroy Madam Pamela, and that is what is awaited.
That is my life up until now.
Other less important facts include my obsession for anime, loosely excluding mecha series, my fascination with rainbows and nautical stars, and my annoyance with the word "emo"..although, those people sure are cute!
I enjoy drawing and recently have discovered that I like to paint as well. Yay! I've gone so far as to picture message my art teacher's phone to show her my progress.
My skin is milky white, and I find that something to be proud of! It gives me a fabulous soft glow.
Even less significant things:
I like almost any kind of music except rap and country.
My eyesight has stayed at -7.5 for almost two years now. Hopefully it won't get worse.
I like Pal's.
I can't stand for my fingernails to be long. Although, sometimes finding time to fix the problem is an issue.
Purple is a great color for anything!
Vote for Mountain Dew Revolution!!!
When I first get my hair colored and my stylist says to wait 24 hours before washing it, I will become Hulk-angry with whoever dares to touch it with their filthy hands.
I like everything about Bubble Tea except the "bubbles" at the bottom. Those are unexpected surprises that make their way into my mouth. Ha.ha. WOAH!
I like almost any kind of music except rap and country.
My eyesight has stayed at -7.5 for almost two years now. Hopefully it won't get worse.
I like Pal's.
I can't stand for my fingernails to be long. Although, sometimes finding time to fix the problem is an issue.
Purple is a great color for anything!
Vote for Mountain Dew Revolution!!!
When I first get my hair colored and my stylist says to wait 24 hours before washing it, I will become Hulk-angry with whoever dares to touch it with their filthy hands.
I like everything about Bubble Tea except the "bubbles" at the bottom. Those are unexpected surprises that make their way into my mouth. Ha.ha. WOAH!
Yeah..
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*grumblegrumble*
you know it just pisses me off enormously that THAT is keeping me from seeing DVn
and i have little faith in his ability to convince madame pamela.
X.x"
OMG i finished watching salad fingers btw.
she's like
'what's wrong? Don't you like my mouth words?"
hahahahaha its creepy, disturbing, and intriguing all at the same time
like watching the WWII vet hobo talk to himself outside of kmart.
^_^
I actually felt kinda....numby for a minute afterwards....
(next time...FOR SURE! you totally get one luv!)
XD
welll...this means ya gotta get online!! and tell meh when ya do!
no.6 was very provacative
(I'm thinking you meant it that way though, right luv?)
and YOU DID COME!
and I knew you would
(my pursuasive skillz are just...just...so awesome! <<<OuranHSHCBloopers)
buuuuuuuuuuuuttt! that secret item was great. I felt soooo much better afterwards. it's your turn next time! ^_^"
so get online and stay here! it'll be fun to talk to you in a random gaia location... lol
which part gave me away?
(the dead minion, the full moon, the red lolita hair or the fangs? ^_^" wink
soooo....5 ways? which one am I missin?
(huggles)
I certainly have been.
XD
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