I have really stupid friends. I just had to get that out. Seriously. We have "no hands" tea parties. For all you people who don't think that fast, it means we shove our faces into burnt brownies that we baked ourselves. Don't laugh. Everybody knows your just mad because you can't express yourself the way we do. Ohmigawd. I also have a cat. Yep. True story.

Ohmigawd. Guess what? HI. I know. You're shocked.