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These are deep thoughts that I got from a book. Titled "Deep Thoughts"
Warning to all outer-space guys: You can capture me and put me in your "space zoo" if you like, but I will sit way in the back of my cage, where it's hard to see me. And when I do come out, I won't be wearing any pants.
Normally I'm not one to believe in little green men from Mars. But one night, as I was driving home from a party, I caught something in my headlights I still can't explain it. It had weird, catlike eyes and only stood a foot tall. It was covered with grayish fur, and walked on all fours, like a cat. It had a tail, which if I had to describe in terms of something here on Earth was, in a way, like a cat's. Also, it was carrying a ray gun in its mouth. It was either a ray gun or a mouse.
If they ever have a haunted house for dogs, I think a good display would be a bathtub full of soapy water.
The next time you go to the doctor, go ahead and bring a stool sample. They might need it. Better go ahead and bring some for the dentist too.
I wish somebody would invent a fruit that had no seeds, tasted delicious, and would scream when you ate it.
I think it should be a law that if you ever get sucked up into a tornado, whatever you can grab with your own hands while you're swirling around up there, you get to keep.
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
Whenever I need to "get away," I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the weather is perfect. There's only one bad thing there: the flies! They're terrible!
Instead of a regular arm, Carl had been born with a pigeon's wing. The odd thing was all through his life, no one had ever laughed at his wing--not even the mean kids at school. THen one day he realized why: He looked in the mirror and saw that HE WAS A PIGEON! He s**t right there, as he often did, wherever he was.
Many people don't realize that playing dead can help not only with bears, but also at important business meetings.
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its really fun
you must live in ohio too?
Thanks for the profile comment. I might not have seen a reply on your aquarium.
Did you hear me during the broadcast?