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When life gives you lemons, Squirt them in people's eyes.

If love is a many splendid thing, then why are there so many unhappy marriages?

Man: I love you. A little. Girl: A little Man: 50%. Girl: Why only 50%? Man: I also love your twin.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VOICES?