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Murder In The Ballroom Report | 10/30/2011 8:22 pm

Does partying count as being busy?
omg I love myself for that.

Murder In The Ballroom Report | 09/13/2011 7:43 pm

I like that you avoid conflict and I find any excuse to fight with people.
There's a wild fire in Minnesota and the smoke has reached me all the way here. The whole entire city is covered in a haze, like we all decided to get super high together.

Murder In The Ballroom Report | 09/06/2011 7:59 pm

I regret nothing more in my life than eating McDonalds.

Murder In The Ballroom Report | 09/03/2011 6:32 pm

That's good.
I've never seen that movie.
Well, this d**k kid, I got word that he was terrified of aliens. Like, legit. So, to teach him a lesson, I put his cell number on the internet and said to text the number something about 'the aliens are coming'. So this bro, he gets a ******** load of messages from all over the country telling him that the aliens are coming. He went from conceited a*****e to really shy quiet kid.
Also, I just had a burger from McDonalds, for the first time in MONTHS and it feels like I'm having a heart attack. My chest hurts, it feels like an elephant is sitting on it and it also feels like I can't breathe. HOW DO PEOPLE EAT THIS s**t ON A NORMAL BASIS. WHAT IS EVEN THIS FOODSTUFF HAVE I BEEN POISONED

Murder In The Ballroom Report | 09/02/2011 1:51 pm

Omg I can't even talk about shitty pranks that are mean because I'm terrible. I told you about the guy that was afraid of aliens, yes?
I'm not against having someone around for fun. I guess, just make sure the girl knows that it isn't serious. And if it becomes serious, let her know too. Like, just don't be a d**k about it and it should be fine. If you tell her it isn't serious and break up with her and she's all *ANGSTANGSTANGST* that sucks but it isn't really your fault so you shouldn't feel guilty about it.
I dunno. I'm a serious supporter of just being brutally honest because I hate so much that people play games to figure out what others are feeling and it's just a shitty situation for both people. But people have serious issues with confrontation and putting themselves out there and fear of rejection so that isn't really going to happen.
I just wish everyone was as bad a** as me.

Murder In The Ballroom Report | 08/30/2011 8:15 pm

Ughhhhhhh, I was seriously sitting here for ten minutes wondering why the computer was taking so long to turn on. UM BECAUSE I DIDN'T HIT THE POWER BUTTON
Also, it took me like, three tries to successfully log on to LiveJournal and when I finally do it's like 'TROLOLOL WE'RE GONNA BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE A PAID ACCOUNT' and I'm like, UMMMMM I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT MY FRIENDS HAVE POSTED TODAY OKAY YOURE THE REASON IM GONNA BE FOREVER ALONE LJ
At least you're working for a degree. 100% of my friends don't know why they're in college yet.
I should audition for Jersey Shore and get paid to be stupid.
Your car is off the internet? Not sure what that means.
I still sound like a rapist, Pretty Little Liars ended today and I do not want to wait til October. October., As in, the month I turn 20.
agdhuiadhughkiadgha;d

Murder In The Ballroom Report | 08/24/2011 10:45 am

GOOD ONE.
some more stuff i dont feel like responding to
JERSEY. I went to visit my friend at work last week and he was showing me this creepy collage these two girls that work with him made, they stole pictures off his Facebook and it was just creepy and I don't remember what brought it up but he mentioned that he started watching Jersey Shore because everyone in his dorm watches it and he doesn't want to feel left out and I was like, "Jersey Shore... I can't even." and his response is "Actually, whenever I watch it and Snooki is on, I think of you. Like, this is exactly what you would be like if you were a little dumber." and I was like D: FRIENDSHIP OVER.
Like, I know I'm dumb but I didn't know I was that dumb. I'm sad all over again.
But ANYWAYS. I follow futbol, okay. And American football games are fun to go to, okay. And baseball games are amazing to go to, okay. AND HOCKEY GAMES ARE JUST BEYOND EVERYTHING BECAUSE THERE'S SCREAMING AND FIGHTING AND FOOD OKAY.
I haven't watched anime in a really long time because I haven't been home long enough lately and when I do get to watch tv, I have other shows but most of them are ending and seriously, EVERYTHING is starting up in September, like, seriously not leaving the house during September. Or October because the SyFy Channel airs scary movies 24/7 but what was the point of this sentence? Oh right, so I haven't watched it in a while and I noticed that a show was just starting on Adult Swim so I DVR'd it like, a month ago and I didn't watch it until last week. It was really boring at the beginning, I just texted through the first five episodes but it's gotten more interesting and I wish I would've paid more attention to the first episodes because I feel like everything was explained and some stuff is confusing but I deleted the episodes, OF COURSE. But the last anime I saw was DeathNote like, fifty years ago and this one is called Durarara and there's something about dollars and this guy that beats up everyone and a fairy that lost her head, like literally has no head and is searching for it. And some high school kid who was looking for a shoe.

Murder In The Ballroom Report | 08/23/2011 1:11 pm

I don't want it pulled outtt. Plus, I keep having this dream where the dude pulls my tooth out and my soul just happens to reside behind that tooth so there's suddenly nothing to hold it in and it flies away and I have to continue without a soul and that's just terrible because I can't even be like, "Oh yah, I went through a Dementor's Kiss" it's like "Oh my soul was hiding behind this one tooth" and that's just lame.
Ughhhh, I don't know how much longer I can wait. I wish I hadn't even registered early because waiting for October is a lot better than constantly checking my email. It helps that they Tweet when ever new emails are sent out but I still have the compulsive need to check it and someone should seriously give me a dollar everything I check my email so I can be rich and the worst part is that I have my email account ON MY PHONE so it's like, constant checking no matter what. I need help.
I can't believe you haven't heard about it. Like, what. How do I even? I stalked ComicCon hardcore- online and it was on the game channel 24/7, just to see what DC Comics would say.
I love Tumblr. It's great for just general lolz. And I follow a lot of people I know from this one LJ community.
And I am getting better. I've been able to stay awake for like, an hour now and more frequently. The good thing about that is that I have time to play my DS. The downside to that is I hurt when I'm awake and I get hungry too and I'm so sick of jello. I really wish I could have some goddamn yogurt and I'm really sick of soup too. I want pizza.

Murder In The Ballroom Report | 08/22/2011 10:34 am

NO. I canceled the appointment because I'm a COWARD and then I told my mum they had called to say they double scheduled accidentally and I'd have to call back for another appointment but she's been so busy, she hasn't noticed that I haven't called. And my tooth still hurts a lot but I don't want all four pulled because that's just ridiculous.

This is the first time I've gotten out of bed in three days because I have strep throat and I sound like a rapist. I have been eating nothing but jello because my throat ******** hurts.
Actually, this is the first time I've been awake for more than fifteen minutes in three days but I had to check my internets.
Mostly, I've needed to check my email because a ton of Pottermore emails have been sent out BUT NONE FOR ME. I'm sad. I'm just gonna go back to sleep for 80 days.
I'm going to take a coma.
Other than that, I've gotten quite a few of messages including some anonymous hate on Tumblr and I think it's LEGIT hate this time so I'm pretty excited about it. They even called me a dumbass and if I hadn't put in a petition to legally add 'of the House of Dumbassery' to my name, it might've actually hurt just a wee bit.
More reasons to stay asleep for a very long time: I have just been painfully reminded of the DC Reboot and while I could take a lot of things like, giving Superman armour (seriously? against what, cats? is Superman not catproof?) and possibly giving WonderWoman weird pants and making first Robin Damian... there's a lot I could put up with. They could've made the entire Green Lantern Corp cows, fine. The Justice League is now underwater? Cool beans. The Flash is now slow but has superhuman strength? If you must, DC Comics but changing Nightwing's costume from blue to red? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO A MILLION TIMES NO
Why.
Just why.
Why was that necessary or even an idea or even approved by the higher up people?
I just have so many emotions.

I need to go back to bed.

Murder In The Ballroom Report | 08/12/2011 7:46 pm

You know what's fun?
Getting all four wisdom teeth pulled.
And what is even more fun?
When it turns out youre allergic to the anesthetic so you get sick from it.
Sooooooo much fun.