Just like I do in the bathtub with my turtle Mr. Puddles. I <3 Mister puddles cause' he's a ******** turtle. And turtles are ******** AWESOME with their rigid shells that ward off predators and s**t. ******** MAN. Sometimes I wish I HAD A ******** TURTLE RIGID a** TURTLE SHELL TO WARD OFF THOSE SCARY ******** WITH.
I'm walking in the black neighborhood and some ******** pulls out a gun BAM ******** TURTLE SHELL WHAT NOW?
IT'S SO ******** RIGID IT BLOCKS BULLETS.
YOU SEE THAT b***h? THAT'S A ******** TURTLE SHELL SO EAT d**k AND DIE.
******** man turtles with their snapping beak like mouths. and their ******** slow a** nature.
******** that ******** rabbit. This turtle and the hare bullshit is true. This ******** turtle totally ******** that rabbit in that race. Rabbit got ******** cause it doesn't have a ******** rigid shell and sweet sugar lumps that I want to grope.
CAUSE IT'S A ******** TURTLE MAN.
******** I LOVE TURTLES. I LIKE TO RUB MY p***s ON THEIR RIGID SHELL CAUSE THAT RIGID SHELL FEELS SO GOOD WITH MY p***s ON IT.
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I NAMED MY FAVOURITE TURTLE MISTER PUDDLES?
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I ******** Love Turtles.
Me and turtles are like this ---> O <-- C==3
That is a p***s going in a hole.
a turtle hole.
Just like I do in the bathtub with my turtle Mr. Puddles. I <3 Mister puddles cause' he's a ******** turtle. And turtles are ******** AWESOME with their rigid shells that ward off predators and s**t. ******** MAN. Sometimes I wish I HAD A ******** TURTLE RIGID a** TURTLE SHELL TO WARD OFF THOSE SCARY ******** WITH.
I'm walking in the black neighborhood and some ******** pulls out a gun BAM ******** TURTLE SHELL WHAT NOW?
IT'S SO ******** RIGID IT BLOCKS BULLETS.
YOU SEE THAT b***h? THAT'S A ******** TURTLE SHELL SO EAT d**k AND DIE.
******** man turtles with their snapping beak like mouths. and their ******** slow a** nature.
******** that ******** rabbit. This turtle and the hare bullshit is true. This ******** turtle totally ******** that rabbit in that race. Rabbit got ******** cause it doesn't have a ******** rigid shell and sweet sugar lumps that I want to grope.
CAUSE IT'S A ******** TURTLE MAN.
******** I LOVE TURTLES. I LIKE TO RUB MY p***s ON THEIR RIGID SHELL CAUSE THAT RIGID SHELL FEELS SO GOOD WITH MY p***s ON IT.
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I NAMED MY FAVOURITE TURTLE MISTER PUDDLES?
CAUSE I COVER HIM IN CUMMMM ********.
I. ********. LOVE. TURTLES .
Whatcha been up too when I been gone ?
add me to msn or some s**t
better yet, i'll add you, f*****t
the bo diddley one?
also I'm about to change it to LIVEEEEEE
WHAT THE ******** DO YOU WANT FROM ME
LOL