About

Hello my name is Alejandro M. Sanchez, And welcome to my profile... That is all......

joke about yo mama and chuck norris

~the boogie man checks his closet and bed for chuck norris when he goes to bed
~yo mama is so fat is when she steped on a rainbow skittle came out
~chuck norris can slam a revolving door
~ chuck norris does not get frost bites he bites the frost
~yo mamas teeth are so yellow she uses a butter knife to brush her teeth
~chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding
~yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money
~when chuck norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken
~chuck norris uses tabasco sauce for eye drops
~yo mama is so stupid that she stole a free sample
~guns dont kill people chuck norris does
~yo mamas teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly glows
~yo mama is so ugly when i dip her face in cookie dough i made gorilla cookies
~yo mama is so fat that she has her own zip code
~yo mama is so fat is when she jumped she got stuck
~yo mama is so stupid that she got thrown out of the m&m factory because she threw out all of the w's
~yo mama is so stupid that she seriously bought nick cannons last album

Add Meh ^.^

Friends

Viewing 12 of 154 friends

Multimedia

Comments

Viewing 10 of 20 comments.

Twitchyeyebrows IV

Report | 02/13/2011 3:08 pm

Twitchyeyebrows IV

no prob,i need lots and lots of ink to make something big! dramallama dramallama dramallama
Gaysey

Report | 08/13/2010 5:32 pm

Gaysey

Lol
my step sis likes them
she got me interested
Gaysey

Report | 08/13/2010 5:25 pm

Gaysey

That's awesome
I haven't met many other people who like Vampire weekend
Gaysey

Report | 08/12/2010 10:04 pm

Gaysey

Omg I love vampire weekend!!
Best song Is ottoman
And the beatles, but they are common.
IIi Ninjia

Report | 08/07/2010 6:12 pm

IIi Ninjia

Report | 07/23/2010 12:19 am

Annie109

Copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g
Copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g
Copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g
Copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g
Copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g
Copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g
Copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g
Copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g
Copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g
Copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g
xXCrimsonSongstressXx

Report | 08/03/2010 2:45 pm

xXCrimsonSongstressXx

thank u for buying
lilowl12

Report | 08/02/2010 12:19 pm

lilowl12

haha its scary not werid xd
lilowl12

Report | 08/01/2010 5:33 pm

lilowl12

mine is creepy one of the summer school teachers has green hair over her lip an she was born lik dat eek its ewwww nasty looking
lilowl12

Report | 08/01/2010 4:11 pm

lilowl12

lmao AWSOME mrgreen !!!!!!! but my summer is boring ive been goin to summer school IT SUCKS sad BUT hbu hows ur summer ninja
okok7619

Report | 07/31/2010 8:27 am

okok7619

hey ^-^

Signature

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show......mmmmm.....gummy porn............gummy