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skydie97 Report | 08/23/2010 5:40 pm

Oh, the club; let's go!!!


Up in the club, my d**k spinning like the rims on that ******'s ride


Parked outside


By the dumpster in the back to the right boy I know you see me


Meet me at the bar, get you a martini (bing bing bing)


Or strawberry daiquiri


Put my hands between your knees and make your feel uneasy


Queasy


But I know you want my c**k, and I know you need me 


To do things to your genitals you've only seen in your dreams (dreams)


Gonna suck you off so hard it'll hurt when you pee


Now it's my turn you gotta do a favor for me (ariight)


Rub my d**k like you're hoping for a genie


Three wishes in your mouth and on your teeth


Diggin' through your a** lookin' for my car keys


Now pretend my a** is Fort Knox in Kentucky


Rub the s**t outta me (uh)


I just want you to be happy


And brutally ******** me like a Wal-Mart employee


One two three, I got a d**k in my vision


Tryin' to suck on that c**k


Like I'm on a mission


Everybody wilin' out n' gettin' crunk


While I'm in the front


On my knees


Chokin' on your spunk


N***a put my d**k in your mouth


Slap around my balls


Nuts flashin' on the walls


Wait until my girlfriend calls


When the party kicks off


Grab my n***a's balls


So make me cough


Sip on a Powerade and watch you jack off


Oh s**t your girl (Ooh hey guys)


Wait until the beat hits


I'll ******** her in the mouth 


while the strobe lights give me choppy vision of her floppy tits


I don't even ********' care


That's right


I'll ******** a dude, ******** a chick, 


suck a p***y, suck a d**k, ******** a dude (damn)


Suck a d**k, suck a c**k, suck a squirrel (damn)


******** a guy, hold up


This chick wants a second of my time


Back it up on my c**k


While I hit it from behind


In the meantime reach around 


and ********' jack off the next guy in line, really hard


d**k covered in v****a slime (ew)


Go to see a shrink


When you tape a shrink you think 


your spendin' in your mouth really makes you think


***** think


Pukin' in the sink


While it's smashin' up against your pink


Spread your a**-cheeks farther 


And accept the missile in


Black, white, c***k, spick, indian, jew


Spread your butt-cheeks apart I got a present for you


d**k covered with v****a residue


I only ******** chicks, but I ******** guys too (guys too)


In the s**t pipe givin' your v****a the flu


And by flu I mean AIDS and there's nothing you can do


But ******** AIDS and close your mouth and bounce on my c**k


Like a kangaroo, ghettaroo, I'm only here to use you


******** you and your boyfriend too


No, literally, ******** you and your boyfriend too





Absolutely splendid


Call your boy over here, 


tell em' to throw his leg in the air and bend it


So I can give him the same present


Hit me in the mouth when you want me to end it


I'll pull my c**k out and shoot loads on your friends tits


Tits glued together like construction paper crafts your daughter did


Tippin' in and on my breadstick


That v****a was a salty compliment


At Olive Garden


And I love to tip


Take a look down South


Niggas' reborn


Go ahead and take off that scuba uniform


And after we've filmed this quadruple x porn


You can take your stupid college a** straight back to the dorm 


(take it back b***h)


Bring your f*****t a** out of the closet


So I can turn on my faucet


d**k like a rhinoceros


Full blast, inside your esophagus


My c**k is stiff and dry, like King Tut in his sarcophagus


Drinkin' bottles of my own piss


I fantasize about your kids, and their tiny baby dicks


Runnin' up and down my nips


Gets me so ********' hard


And makes me cry


When I think about their tiny fingers around my fat d**k


And how big it makes my c**k look compared to the size


Of their underaged hands, and bodies


In comparison to an average adult


Oh s**t, what the ******** is wrong with me


******** it


I'm gonna ******** your baby sister


In her under-developed v****a (what the ******** man)


Then I'm gonna ******** your baby brother


Lubricated with his own saliva (shut the *****

lllMota Report | 07/06/2010 11:59 pm

happy birthday

skydie97 Report | 03/22/2010 5:25 pm

FK UUUUUU IM NOT GAY D:<

skydie97 Report | 03/11/2010 6:07 pm

skydie97 Report | 02/24/2010 6:56 pm

skydie97 Report | 02/13/2010 4:14 pm

send this to 72 profiles in 1 min and 50 secs or you wil be raped in the a** by bugs bunny while falling of a clif and ******** your worst fear and when you at the bottom of the cliff you will be going down a mouting while a bunch of big cockroches try to catch you and rape you in the a** 900 times! and after that whinny the pooh will start rapeing you in your sleep and your father will come in your room and say whent your blakets blue y are they white and then a old b***h come out from ounder the covers and shoots ceamen case she has a p***s and then your father will shoot him self in the head but before he dose he kills your mom and any brother or sisters so now the only one to tack care of you and rape you is that old b***h! and then peater griffen come in with a draff and brack you bathroom window and peack a you while your in the shower and then the draff goes nuts and starts giveing you a bj so if you dount post this on 72 profiles in 1min and 50secs this will be your life have fun!!!

starrkie Report | 12/07/2009 5:58 pm

46,209k?
Pwease?

starrkie Report | 12/07/2009 5:53 pm

Oh, please?
:3

starrkie Report | 12/07/2009 5:49 pm

May I have your Grunny in the marketplace for 44,548k? Much obliged!

I lover Deadjack11 Report | 08/14/2008 9:50 am

Sure......