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Thou Shalt Not ******** With Me.
I once threw a rock. That rock is now know as the moon.
My old nickname was God.
Yesterday I was walking through a forest and I found the last unicorn. I ate it with steak sauce and a large Coke.
As a fetus I preferred tearing my way through the stomach over the birth canal.
I never sleep.
Ever.
Whenever I get an erection, somewhere, someone spontaneously orgasms.
Whenever you look behind yourself, I am erasing your porn.
My mule's name is Lanzer.
I am slowly masturbating outside your house.
Every time I punch a wall, a women gets her period.
To counteract my numberless horde of children, I invented abortion.
I lit the ******** roof on fire.
I stick see-through thumbtacks on doorbells.
I purposely burn my toast to spite starving African children.
I once threw a rock. That rock is now know as the moon.
My old nickname was God.
Yesterday I was walking through a forest and I found the last unicorn. I ate it with steak sauce and a large Coke.
As a fetus I preferred tearing my way through the stomach over the birth canal.
I never sleep.
Ever.
Whenever I get an erection, somewhere, someone spontaneously orgasms.
Whenever you look behind yourself, I am erasing your porn.
My mule's name is Lanzer.
I am slowly masturbating outside your house.
Every time I punch a wall, a women gets her period.
To counteract my numberless horde of children, I invented abortion.
I lit the ******** roof on fire.
I stick see-through thumbtacks on doorbells.
I purposely burn my toast to spite starving African children.
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