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How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it.
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What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?
Lawn mowers sound better in small ensemles.
The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and don't return it.
The grip.
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What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?
The exhaust.
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The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now."
He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"
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Small wonder we have so much trouble with air pollution in the world when so much of it has passed through saxophones.
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ay positive thinking x3