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Hey thar. I'm Dimmy. Not my real name, but I don't want you ***** knowing who I am D:<
WARNING: The Shugo Chara content of this profile may give you diabeetus. Viewer discretion is advised.I like anime. Anime I am currently in love with are as follows:
Ghost Hunt
Naruto
Death Note
Azumanga Daioh
Jyu-oh-Sei
Soul Eater
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
Ouran High School Host Club
Hetalia Axis Powers
Fullmetal Alchemist
Junjou Romantica
Bakuman
Vassalord
Shugo Chara
Ghost Hunt
Naruto
Death Note
Azumanga Daioh
Jyu-oh-Sei
Soul Eater
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
Ouran High School Host Club
Hetalia Axis Powers
Fullmetal Alchemist
Junjou Romantica
Bakuman
Vassalord
Shugo Chara
Twincest rocks my very existence. Don't gimme any of that "That's so wrong!" crap. It's sexy, and you know it.
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't ******** With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't ******** With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.
Chimo Baka is my Chibi Seme
[I've taken like, 5 seme/uke quizzes. I always get the sluttiest uke possible. Go figure]
That one in the middle? That's Italy. I have claimed him as me, and so it shall be.
[Chimo Baka is Germany, and x x Starry x x is Japan : D]
And here's a fun little IM chat between Chimo Baka and me.
Oh and, don't mind the CAPS. We do that sometimes.
Oh and, don't mind the CAPS. We do that sometimes.
Transperent Yaoi: YOU KNOW WHAT
Transparent Yaoi: I'M GONNA BE PRETTY PISSED IF I DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR BEATING FALL OUT BOY TRAIL LIKE, FIFTY TIMES
Chimo Baka: YOU WOUN'T
Chimo Baka: SO, DON'T BE SUPRISED
Transparent Yaoi: ALL IT SAID WAS "BEAT THE GAME, AND YOU GET TICKETS"
Chimo Baka: THE TICKETS ARE A LIE
Transparent Yaoi: DAMMIT
Transparent Yaoi: FIRST THE CAKE,
Transparent Yaoi: NOW THE TICKETS
Chimo Baka: NEXT IS THE YAOI
Transparent Yaoi: ******** NO
Transparent Yaoi: I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN
Transparent Yaoi: YAOI IS THE ONE TRUTH OF THE WORLD
Chimo Baka: WOAH
Chimo Baka: PREACH TO ME MOAR
Transparent Yaoi: WELL YOU SEE, IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS A MAN NAMED GOD.
Chimo Baka: FO' REALS?
Transparent Yaoi: FO REALS
Transparent Yaoi: HE HAD ALL DIS MAGIX N s**t
Transparent Yaoi: AND ONE DAY HE WAS LIKE "I'M LONELY. I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO"
Transparent Yaoi: SO HE MADE A FRIEND
Transparent Yaoi: NOW, GOD ISN'T STUPID
Chimo Baka: FO' SHO?
Transparent Yaoi: HE DIDN'T WANNA LOOK AT SOME UGLY a** MO FO FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY
Transparent Yaoi: SO HE MADE HIS FRIEND SUPER SEXY.
Chimo Baka: I KNOW DAS RITE
Transparent Yaoi: AND BECAUSE GOD HAS THE MAGICAL ABILITY TO FLY, HE GAVE HIS NEW BUDDY WINGS.
Transparent Yaoi:WHICH MADE HIM TEN TIMES SEXIER
Transparent Yaoi: THIS IS HIS BUDDY
Chimo Baka: WOAH SNAPS
Transparent Yaoi: NOW, AFTER SEEING WHAT HE HAD DONE, HE WAS LIKE "HOLY s**t, I WANT TO SMEX YOU"
Transparent Yaoi: BUT THEN HE REALIZED, HE HAD MADE HIS BUDDY IN HIS OWN IMAGE
Transparent Yaoi: AND HE HAD A PENOR
Chimo Baka: GASP
Transparent Yaoi: BUT, HE REALIZED A BACK DOOR INTO THIS PLAN
Transparent Yaoi: LITTERALLY
Chimo Baka: WHAT A TWIST!
Transparent Yaoi: AND SO, GOD BUTTSEXED HIS CREATION FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY.
Transparent Yaoi: AND IN HIS LAZINESS, HE MADE WOMEN REALLY UGLY
Transparent Yaoi: CAUSE HE WAS TOO BUSY WITH HIS BUTT BUDDY
Chimo Baka: I UNDERSTAND NOW!
Transparent Yaoi: AND ADAM LOVED THE WOMAN, FOR THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE AROUND
* * * Later on * * *
Transparent Yaoi: I'M WATCHING THIS VIDEO WITH THE ENGLISH VOICE ACTORS, AND THEIR PICTURES AND STUFF, AND I WASN'T PAYING MUCH ATTENTION ANYMORE AND I JUST GLANCED AT THE SCREEN AND SAW "AARON DISMUKE" AND I WAS LIKE : O
Chimo Baka: : O
Chimo Baka: BUT NOW HE SOUNDS LIKE A NERDY BLACK KID
Transparent Yaoi: DX
Chimo Baka: SILLY PUBERTY
Transparent Yaoi: WHY AARON
Transparent Yaoi: ******** PUBERTY
Chimo Baka: XD
Transparent Yaoi: IT RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!
Chimo Baka: SORRY ABOUT THAT
Transparent Yaoi: I KNOW WHY THAT IS!
Chimo Baka: ENLIGHTEN ME, OH GREAT PREACHER OF HIS WORD
Transparent Yaoi: EVENTUALLY, GOD'S BUTT BUDDY GREW TIRED OF HIM, AND LEFT HIM.
Transparent Yaoi: FOR ZEUS.
Transparent Yaoi: AND GOD GREW ANGRY, AND MADE PUBERTY, SO HIS EX-BUDDY'S VOICE SCREWED UP, AND DROVE ZEUS AWAY.
That's God's butt buddy. See that cross tattoo? You know God's tapped that a**.
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