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tall one is my sis and the smaller one is me
we were makeing silly faces
I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
"Dude, where's my car? Where's your car dude? Seriously dude, where's my car? I dunno dude, where's your car? Dude, I think I lost my car, this may take a while!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH dude, ostriches are attacking your car,oh cheeznack get the hell off it you llamas!!!!
"today we salute you, stressed out college student during exam week. as you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks & aderol, you think to yourself, am i ever going to need to know this sh!t in life? the distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, i'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. so crack open an ice cold bud light after that last exam, because for most of us, christmas will be spent in rehab..."
%n has just recieved the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.
%n My Friend Visited Another Galaxy,and All l Got Was This Away Message !O
smile biggrin razz biggrin razz *POOF*^ Just Like that I'm gone ~!
10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
668-9911.......... thats the # to my eye doctor's office, because you can't see the YELLOW note pad in front of my s/n
84.1% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
smile smile I smile because I don't know what's going on
smile smile ? OuT oF mY mInD! Be BaCk In 5!?
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
A wise monkey never messes with another monkey's monkey.
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! My house is on fire!!! Must....save....computer.... kinda preoccupied at the moment, please leave message, oh yeah, and call 911, must....save......computer......
Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack..... Ahhh he's eating them!!! Now he's throwing them at me.... Call 911!!!
Alright 10% done. Now 20. Wow, I can't wait..... Wait it stopped...HEY! Why did you send me a message? I was waiting for that naked picture of Jennifer Lopez !
Am I here? I'm not sure. Leave a message and I might get back to you.
An error has occured in trying to IM (your sn) please restart your computer and try again
An Error Occurred. File inaccessible
Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the a*****e? It is called the a**l optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a sh*tty outlook on life. If you don't believe me, pulla hair from your a** and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
Are you mad at me? If not, press Alt F4.
Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...
At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney?
Attention! Attention %n ! This is a National alert. Food was spilled from the cat bowl. We've sent out clean up teams to correct this mess. Hopefully we can do something about it. Before it's too late!
Away messages are stupid dont ask me why I have this stupid away message up? Well I dunno give me a good away message and I'll think about putting it up here...i'm wating...
Back in my day, we had to walk 5 miles in the snow to tell people we were away from our computers.
Be right back, thinking of an away message.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes. See ya when i get back......
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now.
Bored? Go to bored.com
BrB, thinking of an away message.
Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. be back soon shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha
Chase a squirrel cause trees need hugs!
Checking away messages. It's like stalking, but no one knows you are doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. Some people really put their all into away messages. There are the people who document their every move: "I am taking a shower, but when I get out, I am going to pee, shave, and then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm." Then there's the creative one: "I am away from my computer right now." And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: "Yo its friday night, I am drunk, and not sittin up lookin at away messages" Funny how that guy never seems to go idle.
Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
Congratulations! You've qualified for the platinum card! To collect your prize please hold the line for the next available operator!
CRIPLE FIGHT!!! - South Park
Dance my little puppets, Dance! - God
Did anyone ever ask you if your fridge was running? Well someone just asked me, and now I'm running down the street trying to catch it. Be back as soon as I catch it and drag it back to my house.
smile Did you hear the joke about the guy who tried messaging %n, but all they got was an away message?
Did you hear the story about the guy who tried IMing another person and but all he got was an away message?
Did you know by reading this message you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
Do do? do do? do do do do do do do do do do do do - I'm a shark
smile Do I know you?
Do NoT Type like Tis... It MaKeS you LoOk ReT@RdEd.
Do Re Me Beer Dough: The stuff that buys me beer Ray: The guy who sells me beer Me: The one who drinks the beer Far: a long run to get the beer So: .I'll have another beer La: .I'll have another beer
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find lumps of partially dissolved cocnut powder in Antarctica?
Do you yahoo? I sure as hell don't. -leave a msg
Doing something, none of your business, stop IM'ing me!I said stop! Geez, bbl!
Don't ever attempt a staring contenst with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't hate me cause im beautiful, hate me cause ur boyfriend thinks I am
Don't make me mad......I'm known to bite at random!!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Don't Worry!, I don't know where I am either.
Don't you get so annoyed when people leave away messages? I mean, if they're away, why don't they just sign off? Stupid people.
Don't you hate it when people leave away messages that don't tell where they are or when they'll be back? Hi, this is No One, and No One is here right now, so No One will be back soon.
Don't you love the way when you stop at a red light and it turns
Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
my name is jennifer i live in ohio and thats all u need to know.lol
the only ppl u need r the one's that needs u.
Pets name: kibbleAdopt your own!Pets name: SmokieAdopt your own!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFeaqB-AAMo
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