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I had left, but I just couldn't stay away from gaia... I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

However, I have not returned under this account. Let us see if you can find me.

I will tell you how to figure out my username, but that does not mean you will.

Take the two animals that make up my current name, and translate their names into Japanize. Than combine them with a hyphen. (-)

The only reason I left this hint behind is if someone REALLY needs to contact me. I just wanted a fresh start. So... later!

Yes, it is the end. In case you haven't noticed, I haven't been online (or at least gaia) in AGES. I find that sometimes I'm too busy, and then other times, I just don't want to get on gaia. It just doesn't really interest me, anymore. So, I decided to stop getting on gaia. It's just too much of a waste of time for me.

But don't worry, all is not lost. I may come back every now and then. More then than now though. Also, (good news for Soleara), I'm trying to convince my parents I'm mature enough to go to a certain Prep School that I really want to go to (That Soleara just happens to be going to as well), but they refuse to let me on the grounds that they don't think I'm mature enough to live in a dorm. Oh, well.

Anyway, I won't be on here anymore, but, again, I might come back if I can convince my parents to let me try out for this prep school, but only if I get accepted. That way it'll be easier to keep in touch.

Anyway, bye ya'll!

My brother is sick, and I'm showing PITY toward him eek That's new. Me and him NEVER get along, and I'm being nice and I'm pitying him eek eek wow..... miracles do happen....

EDIT: He just asked for food, and I got him some, and he thanked me. wow....

My big brother (who is almost 21) finally has a g/f! He's only ever gone on one date in his life, and he finally has someone who likes him!

On a similiar note, I now have a g/f! biggrin But I have a lot of friends who are girls, unlike my brother.

And then my poor sister who freaked out about both things (my dad told her in the same phone call (she's in college))

[Yup, another song from Skwunky. Hehe....]

I have a sad story to tell you.
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of sh-

-aving creme. Be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend.
Her antics are queer I'll admit.
Each time I say "Darling I love you."
She tells me that I'm full of Sh-

-aving creme. Be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

Our baby fell out of the window.
You think that her head would be split.
But good luck was with her this morning.
She fell in a barrel of Sh-

-aving creme. Be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

An old later died in a bathtub.
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes,
She was burried in 6 feet of Sh-

-aving creme. Be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

When I was in France with the army,
One day I looked into my kit.
I thought I would find me a sandwhich,
But the darn thing was loaded with Sh-

-aving creme. Be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

And now folks my story is ended.
I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a barrel of Shaving creme. Be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

[ biggrin ]

[This is a continuation of my songs to lighten the mood of things around here. This one is called They're Coming to Take me Away,]


Remember when you ran away, And I got on my knees to beg you not to leave because I'd go berserk?

Well,

You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind?

And,

They're coming to take me away,
haha,
They're coming to take me away,
hoho hehe haha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away,
haha!

You thought it was a joke, and so you laughed,
YOU LAUGHED
When I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid.
Right?
You know you laughed,
I heard you laugh
You laughed you laughed and laughed,
and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly man,

And,

They're coming to take me away,
haha,
They're coming to take me away,
hoho hehe haha
To the Happy Home with trees and flowers and chirping birds with basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes, and they're coming to take me away, haha!

I cut your food, I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deads?
Huh?

Well you just wait, they'll find you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the ASPSA you mangy mut.

And,

They're coming to take me away,
haha,
They're coming to take me away,
hoho hehe haha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away,
haha!

To the Happy Home with trees and flowers and chirping birds with basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes, and they're coming to take me away, haha!

To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away,
haha!

[Hehe, that was my theme song in 6th and 7th grade. Hehe, it was fun. xd ]

[Well, for the next ouple of entries, I'm going to post a few songs to lighten the mood of things. I ask that you please pardon my spelling, I know I'll get things wrong, so please forgive me! sweatdrop

Anyway, this one is called, Good Advice. I'm sorry I can't tell you who sings it though, but it's very long: Over 8 minutes!! eek ]

I know a man named Otis who invented a room,
And his heart was filled with pride.

I said to Mr. Otis "What does your room do?"
He said "It goes from side to side."

So I said "Mr. Otis if you take my advise
You'll be the richest man in town.

You gotta take that room that goes from side to side,
And make it go up and down."

And that was Good Advice... Good Advice.
Good Advice costs nothing and it's worth the price.

I sincerely doubt that the world could do without my Good Advice.

...

Sir Isaac Newton came around to my house one day.
His face was all sunburned and red.

He said he didn't want to sleep in the shade of a tree,
Because an apple might fall on his head!

I said "Sir Isaac. You dumb-bell. Take my advice:
Go right back and sleep beneath that tree.

And if you let rotton apple fall down on your head,
Why you'll discover gravity!"

And that was Good Advice... Good Advice.
Good Advice costs nothing and it's worth the price.

The World's a better place since I gave the human race my Good Advice.

...

A man named Mr. Watterman invented a tube.
He was sad because it sprung a little leak.

He said "Darnnit. When I hold the tube on a piece of paper
The ink leaks out and makes a little skreat!" [Yes, he used that word stare ]

He said "I gotta find a way to stop that leak.
I'll start working on my leak-proof tube again."

I said "WATERMAN, YOU IDIOT! DON'T STOP THAT LEAK!
YOU JUST INVENTED THE FOUNTAIN PEN!!"

And that was Good Advice... Good Advice.
Good Advice costs nothing and it's worth the price.

I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Nobel Prize for Good Advice.

...

Good ol' Henry Ford, he was a hard working man.
He worked all night and all day.

I said "Henry what you doin'?" And Henry he said,
"I'm inventing.... The Chevrolet!"

He said, "I've already invented 25 models.
One for each letter from A to Z!"

I said "Henry you fool, there are 26 letters in the alphebet!"
He said "Good Heavens I forgot the Model T!!"

And that was Good Advice... Good Advice.
Good Advice costs nothing and it's worth the price.

It's humble as can be, and it's absolutely free, my Good Advise.

...

Wilber and Orval were two brothers named Wright.
The nicest pair of kids you've ever seen.

They worked 12 years on a secret project.
They thought it was a washing machine.

I said "Fellows, what are all those wings for?"
They said "For hanging cloths out to dry."

I said "You fools, take that washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the darn thing'll fly."

And that was Good Advice... Good Advice.
Good Advice costs nothing and it's worth the price.

I'm so smart that I'm gonna win a Gugen Hime [or however you spell it] for Good...

Ad....

Vice!!!!!

[Music Dies....]

ONE MORE TIME!!!

[Music starts back up]

Benjamin Franklin was a charming old man.
He was always flying his kite.

One night I said "Benji, why aren't you out with your kite?"
He said "Because it's raining tonight!"

I said "Benji. Sweety. You go right back out there.
And to your kite string, tie a key!

This may shock you, Benji, my boy.
But that's electricity!"

And that was Good Advice... Good Advice.
Good Advice costs nothing and it's worth the price.

I'll remodel you, if you'll only listen to my Good Advice.

...

Ooka Magook was a neanderthal man.
A very poorly educated soul.

He had a great big square thing of solid stone.
And in the middle of it, was a hole.

One day he had to go from his cave in Manches to his uncles cave in Mobeak [Ack... Bad spelling]

I said "Round off those corners, and buy a set of tires!
And Ooky, Baby, That's a wheel!"

And that was Good Advice... Good Advice.
Good Advice costs nothing and it's worth the price.

Harvard offered me a Fibeta Capi-ke [Ooh... Why can't he just use normal words!? scream ] for Good Advice.

...

Sigmond Froid... he had an unfernished house.
He was a very nosy fellow, so it seemed.

He had no chairs so he made his friend stand around all day.
And tell him all their secrets and their dreams.

Well while they stood there talking 'till they got fallen arches,
They yelled "My feet are killing me. Ouch!"

I said "Sigmond, don't you realize!? Yo've got a goldmine here!
Go out and buy yourself a leather couch!"

And that was Good Advice... Good Advice.
Good Advice costs nothing and it's worth the price.

Every word you're told will be 18 karot gold that's Good Advice!

...

Alexander Grambell was inventing a fense,
With some wood, and a long piece of wire.

He said "There's something strange going on around here:
I keep hearing the voice of Uncle Mire!"

I said "Mr Gramcracker" (That was my little joke)
"With that wire you got the world in your power.

Just buy a mouthpiece and an ear piece and a piece in-between
And you'll sponsor the telephone hour!"

And that was Good Advice... Good Advice.
Good Advice costs nothing and it's worth the price.

Every word you hear is the messege of the year, it's Good Advice.

...

Christopher Columbus was a Seaman 2nd class.
When I told him that the Indies could be found.

By Sailing to the West instead of sailing to the east,
I advised him that I thought the world was round (I really thought so)

And then I sent him down, to ask good Queen Isabel
To pawn their jewels for all their worth.

Next day he set sail, and as everyone knows,
He fell off the edge of the Earth!

And that was Bad Advice... Bad Advice.
Bad Advice is just the same as Good Advice.

Everybody makes occasional mistakes, and that was Bad....

Ad....

Vice.....