It is yet again for another installment of
~The Life and Time of The Organization~
Today's Episode: How Demyx Became a Nobody
This is the story of how Demyx became a Nobody. I know, it must sound so mean, picking on him, but it's fun! Besides, we're married, I'm allowed to tease him! Anyway, on to the story!
One day, the whole organization, to everyone's surprise, were gathered together in one room and it wasn't a meeting or Sex Ed (I'll explain that another time). Since we had nothing better to do, we decided to talk about how we all became nobodies. At least, those of us who remembered. When it was Demyx's turn, he told us his story. I swear, we almost died laughing.
"Well, a long time ago when I was still human, I had gotten lost. I really didn't know what I was going to do for food. It had been a week since I had seen anyone or had anything to eat.
"Just when I thought I was gonig to die from hunger, a Heartless appeared. It probably knew I was too weak to resist the Darkness. Well...I had a fire going because it was cold and looked at the Heartless. It stared back at me with its big yellow eyes...and...I threw it into the fire..."
By this point, we all knew where it was going, but we just had to hear him say it himself. We were trying our best not to crck up. it wasn't easy.
"After a while, it stopped moving and let itself be...cooked. Well, since I was so hungry....and....there was something cooked right there....I ate it...."
We were all about three seconds before busting a gut, but he wasn't finished.
"After I ate it, I didn't feel hungry, but I felt a little sick....and...the next thing I know... I'm a Nobody..."
And that was the last straw. Everyone practically died laughing. The reason Demyx became a Nobody was because he ate a Heartless. And then someone, I don't remember who, said something that got us all going for a good ten minutes.
"I guess your cooking's always been deadly!"
And so there you have it, Demyx has never been a good cook....ever....
 MayaTheNobody · Thu Apr 19, 2007 @ 09:16pm · 2 Comments |
