News had since ceased to emit from the harem as the haremites were content with their plans to finally enact the number one ceremony for Gino.
A Mass wedding.
New Years rolled around, and Vino (whose roots had begun to grow out reasonably, considering the lack of decent priced hair colorant) was beginning to grow increasingly concerned about the drying mistletoe hanging about, bouquets, and the alarmingly rate of white clothing purchases--more specifically the white prom dress that that ditz Sasha claimed was multi-purpose.
"Say...lovelies, what is going on here?" Vino asked one particular afternoon as several men of Gino carried him from room to room in a rather ornate pram. The guys of Gino were annoyed, naturally. He didn't know? He didn't know that he would be the first Gaian major player to be not only a polygamist, but also a full fledged bisexual husband?!
Absurd!
A fresh faced girl with lolita curls hanging about her shoulders giggled mischeviously when she heard Vino's curious question.
"Why Gino-sama! Did you not know? It's time! Miss Momo has been waiting a long time, and Miss Momo is the age of consent in her state! Everything is legal! No red tape!"
This statement worried Vino. Age of consent? Legal matters? Lack of Red TAPE?!
A sudden flurry of fangirls, however, quickly dimished such thoughts as Vino became more focused on getting far away from a certain Zurg member of the harem who was welding a rather menacing looking Watermeat. (The Zurg santa, unfortuanately, did not purchase enough cotton fluff, so he substituted this particular plushie with herring.)
"Um. Right. Well, hey! What do you know! I actually forgot something...back at the mansion. I was supposed to....er...recycle cans from ...Christ....lemme go"
"NO! GINO! WE LOVE YOU! You belong to US now..."
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(but she lives in a province, not a state. *giggle*)