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Sometimes...I wonder if people are slipping drugs into my food, or if I'm just plain insane. Though I may act the latter, I know it isn't truly true. Though I do get hyper, I'm not the ";LASKJDF;LSKJ" type that bounces of cushiony walls in a nice new jacket.
Anyway, I had a dream last night. It was quite weird. I was walking around on this dark stormy night, passing trees and the traditional spooky looking stuff. When I look down and I realize that I am dressed like Ash (Not Ketchum! Ash "Hail to the KING, baby! That one), but I had both hands. Suddenly, lights illuminate this giant castle in an eery greensih glow. Somehow, I knew it was Doctor Doom's lair. A giant pond seperated my path from it. From the now illuminated pond came two sorta fishlooking things. I chucked a greande in the water and they exploded and a plastic bag landed in my arms that said "Property of Doctor Doom"
I turned around and there was this girl wearing pink *ahem blush* lingerie. (No, this does not turn into a porno from here on out...unless you have a really weird fetish). All I can really remember about her now is she had big blue eyes and light brown hair. She was crying, and in a totally not Ash way I said, "What's wrong?". She said that Doctor Doom had stolen a sperm sample from me, and egg from her, and was experimenting on baby clones in his lair. For some reason, this angered me. Maybe because she kept referring to them as HER babies. (Which was fine with me, lemme tell ya.).
So we ran around the lake which had a dock walk way now, and found Nolan. He was older looking though. Wearing old timey clothes and speaking with a british accent. He came along being that old fart that always like "Turn back", "Why bother?", and of course "We have no chance". Suddenly, these Saint Bernard sized Dog/Fish genetic playthings pop outta the water. The girl runs off and I'm stuck with Mr. Yemmery pants whimpering behind me. I shot a few with my machine gun (Which had a chainsaw on the end of it, YES!) and knew there was one more. I turned around to find Nolan about to fall into the lake with some more of the creatures, being frightened in by another one. I was outta machine gun ammo, and the clicking cued him to run at me. I threw it to my side, pulled out my shot gun and shot it just as I bit my shoulder. Nolan said "Good thing you had that long white gun, or we would've been hurt." I showed him my wound and for some reason it wasn't a big deal to me.
Walked back to the base and suddenly the chick blames me for the babies being in Doctor Dooms castle. Dissappears. I'm walking up to the castle alone now, when a car appears under me (Like on a ride, you know...with the track?) I'm riding with the creepiest music playing closer and closer to the castle, I'm so freaked out, I feel like I'm going to throw up and two notes from the song, wake me up.
"BEEEEP! BEEEP!" they repeat and I wake up. It was my alarm clock. I woke up freaked out. Does this mean I'm insane? Or should I NEVER not watch my food?
Bigbaddave · Sat Jan 06, 2007 @ 01:33pm · 0 Comments |
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