I haven't written a journal in forever......
Ok, so I started my first year in high school and I met this girl in PE whose name is Anna but she told me to call her Moose so yeah Moose was into anime so we got along really good and she writes these really funny comics about her life and there's a homicidal pikachu and a little black squirrel who's a freakin' b*****d in my opinion evil and there's a frankenstein boy heart whee and there's a emo kid and there's a boogeyman named Bob whee ! But Bob kinda looks like a big cat with horns so anyways I told Moose about these wierd things that have been happening when I'm all alone sad like somebody who's not there would poke me and other stuff and she said I was being stalked by a monster dramallama ! But then she told me that if I put a collar on it it would stop but that was a really big mistake on my part cuz it turns out the monster is a total perv who chews on my underwear and peeks in the shower stressed sweatdrop so I want to get rid of him but he gets all emo emo and makes me feel bad so I let him stay but he doesn't leave me alone and then the little b*****d squirrel gave him a ring that lets him turn human domokun scream evil burning_eyes !!!! So I have a freakin' purple-skinned emo kid living in my room and I want to kill that squirrel so damn bad evil evil domokun domokun scream scream !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ninja ninja ninja ....okies, I'm done.
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