Okay, here's my step-by-step lessons in life! YAY! All rejoyce!
STEP ONE: Life sucks. Get over it. You're not the most important person in the world. You don't need anyone else to make you look good, so stop insulting people, unless if you want to be an a**.
STEP TWO: To get ahead in life, sue everyone and everything.
STEP THREE: People don't get you, and neither do i. Get over yourself.
STEP FOUR: If you're planning to take over the world, a good strategy is; divide and conquer.
STEP FIVE: Do not underestimate the power of the pop quiz. You can get failed if you don't study.
STEP SIX: Do your homework, you will get into a good college.
STEP SEVEN: Study. Otherwise, you'll be working at McDonald's.
STEP EIGHT: Whether you like it or not, you will never be more important than anyone. Life is meaningless on planet Earth. Now if you were to go to Mars...
STEP NINE: I don't like you. I'm not pitying you. Don't think that highly of yourself.
STEP TEN: You do not need to diet. You look fine the way you are. And if you don't, then... SUX 4 U!!!
That's all for now. Part II coming soon, with more advice from yours truely.
~RG
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