Well if you haven't already figured it out than you never will, I am a nerd and huge star wars fan. But that isn't the point of this entry. This is about... BOBA FETT! Yep... 3nodding seriously. My eight year old sister brought home a library book from her elementary school that clearly had boba on the cover. I thumbed through it and as I suspected it was hardly a kids book. -Warning- If you don't know who boba fett is than don't ask or I will go crazy scream Having said that I'm sure I'll be swamped with: "Who's Boba fett?" entries. All you need to know is he is a killer and even when this book takes place -at age 10! That doesn't change. He kills cute little furry animals by feeding them to a giant eel and watches his own father's decapitation.... What kind of eight year old needs to read about this! The cut off age for rainbows and unicorns is like at least 9. All I am saying is that as much as I love Boba Fett, my sister doesn't need to read his internal monologs: "Life is hard for the small and weak, Boba said as he dropped the last sea mouce in. He heard a small squeek as eel gulped it down in one bite and started his slow digestion." THAT WAS AN ACTUAL PASSAGE!
Europa326 · Wed Oct 25, 2006 @ 01:28am · 2 Comments |