"WARNING! Do not point DIOLO (R) at eyes, mouth, or noobs. Do not ingest DIOLO (R). Do not let DIOLO (R) reproduce. Do not let DIOLO (R) come in contact with money. Only use DIOLO (R) when fully clothed. You should not use DIOLO (R) if pregnant, after pregnancy, before pregnancy, if you are planning to become pregnant, or if there is any chance you physically could become pregnant in the next 20 years. DIOLO (R) does not contain ANY trace of nuts. Yes, those kind. Side effects include bleeding from the eyes, vomiting, diarrhea, swearing, ADHD, ADD, OCD, TMI, STFU, and other assorted TLAs (three-letter-acronyms). Remember, DIOLO (R) is not for everyone. Ask your doctor before usng DIOLO (R), or thinking of using DIOLO (R), or being used by DIOLO (R) for gain, pleasure, social status, or drugs."
--Sevvy7
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