There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house. He met a crooked woman and he found a crooked preach. They had a crooked marriage on a crooked beach. They had some crooked children and they lived a crooked life. The crooked man, the cat, the mouse, the children, and the wife. They were happy for a number of crookedly long years. Lived a life of crooked happiness. No worries and no fears. Until one day, the crooked wife upset the crooked man. He yelled a crooked yell, then he hit her and he ran. The crooked man came again at the stroke of twelve. And that's when their crooked life became a living hell. There was a crooked man, he walked a crooked mile and when he killed his wife and kids. He smiled a crooked smile.
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