The fact that Mike Pence doesn't have any eyebrows shouldn't necessarily be held against him, but it certainly doesn't help... Especially when there is already reasonable and widespread suspicion that he is in fact a lizard person.
Sometimes I wonder how it might have gone during that debate when a fly landed on Hillary's face, if Pence were there instead of Trump. The rumor may have been proven true right then and there, had Mike Pence taken the opportunity and snatched up that fly with his long reptilian tongue. He would have removed all doubt (of which there is little) that he is a lizard and not a human being.
Queequeg89 · Tue Feb 07, 2017 @ 04:22am · 0 Comments |