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To the tune of 1985:

Debbie just hit the wall,
She can't afford it all.
One level a day,
Her boyfriend doesn't play.
Her dreams went out the door
Viewing her final score.
Link is her dream man,
It's all part of the plan.
She's gonna buy some pockey
And a brand-new mem'ry card.
She's gonna save her cash
To meet her fav'rite star.
She watches as Shinji
Fights Angel enemies.
In her otaku life
Nothing
Will be
Alright!
'Till

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Trigun
And Bebop.
She likes Fooly Cooly.
Inu-Yasha, FMA,
They all brighten up her day.
Her classmates
In highschool
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
Trying
To keep
Mario alive.

She's seen all the classics.
She knows every line.
Astroboy, Ranma 1/2,
Even Fire Emblem.
She always watches Lain,
Not a big Negima fan.
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of the Sohma clan.
Where's the fan service
On Adult Swim?
And when will it be time to watch
Witch Hunter Robin?
When did FYE
Take all her money?
Whatever happened to
Game Stop, Suncoast,
And the shopping mall?
For:

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Editing
Can't they see?
Why couldn't they have
Just let Nausicaa be?
How will Naruto
Become a kid's show?
Please make it stop
Stop
STOP!
And bring on:

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