"My morals aren't high enough to be Jesus incarnate."
"Then you're a hoe. Start sucking and f*cking."
It was a funny conversation. They always are.
I said that I couldn't because I'm under the age of consent so I'd just get arrested.
And he told me to find people my age then.
We were just joking around of course.
"But I don't have the Barbie doll figure, so I can't suck and f*ck people my age! I need the older men cuz they have low sex appeal!"
I wasn't fishing for compliments from him, because I don't need the confidence boost.
"Are you saying guys your age don't find you attractive? Because that's ridiculous."
I'd like to believe he just said I'm attractive. But w/e.
And then later in the conversation he described how a man should induce foreplay upon a woman and it was incredibly detailed and asdfghjkl;
I dunno. It was weird. But funny. I wonder if he was drunk again. Ahaha.
· Thu Nov 22, 2012 @ 07:24am · 0 Comments