you have managed to alchemize yourself an AWESOMELY SHITTY COUCH. you plan to use this to view the RAD APOCACLIPSE happening behind you once you finish showing off your new assets to the omniscient 4th wall.
your trusted MACE OF SPADES has been upgraded to the even more deadly and terribly named AXE ME A QUESTION. with it, you have managed to slay many FIERCE BEASTS, and stolen their keys to add to your IMPRESSIVE COLLECTION. what all these keys unlock is anyone's guess. why the heck would a beast need to lock something up, anyway?
sadly, your faithful elk consort has met an untimely end, but you saw it fit to carry on his memory by TAPING HIS ANTLERS ONTO YOUR HORNS, YOU SICK BASTA--I mean, creating a fashionable memorial.
man, who'da thought the VANGUARD OF DELIRIUM could be so trendy?
[Death Blossom] Community Member 
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