UFAQ
Un Frequently Asked Questions
Un Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Do you have frequent epileptic seizures?
A: No, I have frequent bronchitis infections though.
Q: Who are you?
A: A platypus from mars with a toe for a finger and a tuba for a face who smokes banana leaf pipes.
And you are?
Let me guess, a turtle dove with thirteen fingers on one foot and three times the amount of chest hair most people have, with a turtle stuck on your butt. Creepy and cute all rolled into one, like old person pie.
Q: Will you go out with me?
A: No.
Q: Are you a good girl or a bad girl? (From a guy)
A: Funny, I was just about to ask you the same thing.. Awkward.
Q: Where did you get your username from?
A: I have no idea.
Q: Have you ever stuck a marble up your nose?
A: I enjoyed it.
Q: Do gummy bears haunt your dreams?
A: Are they ghost gummy bears?
Respond: Yes.
A: Then no.
Q: Do you enjoy answering stupid questions.
A: Quite.
Q: Giftrape?
A: Eff yeah.
Q: What do you call the inside of the brain?
A: The squishy stuff? Isn't that the brain! Isn't it the same throughout?
Q: Do cookies j**z in your mouth?
A: I suppose not, jelly donuts do.
Q: When will the world in?
A: I suppose it will when all the stupid people like you succesfully take over the world. Or the sun explodes. Whichever comes first. And although there are quite a few stupid people, I don't think that their breeding skills equal world domination, I bet on the sun thing.
Have any other questions?
Message me.
