Ok so our three heros (Melanie, Joey, and Jake) we're walking to the candy store. suddenly a pickle fell out of the sky and nailed Melanie square in the forhead! then Joey sighed and said " stare oh boy, here we go again" in a voice like he seemed to be losing his patiance with the pickle genie. "whats wrong with you," said jake "we get three wishes!!!!" Jake was pumped, this time he wasent going to make a stupid greedy wish and get himself killed. Melenie rubbed the magic pickle and the pickle genie came out and screamed " gonk oh geez! not you guys again!!! *sigh*, stare aiight hurry up what are your three wishes." " scream stressed COUNT ME OUT!!!", screamed Joey "EVERY SINGLE TIME I MAKE ONE OF YOUR STUPID WISHES I GET HIDEOUSLEY MAIMED!!!" "I'll give ya a dollar" said the pickle genie "you got youre self a slap happy butt smacking deal good sir!".
The first wish went to Joey "I wish that Jake cant make a stupid wish this time." and so it was... then jake thought for a second but his mind was still made up. "well looks like I wasted my wish" said Joey.
The second wish went to Jake "I wish that everything I touch turnd to cotton candy!" and so it was... then Jake said "well that was a stupid wish then he slapped his forhead burning_eyes and then he died.
The final wish went to Melenie "I wish that I had a million dollars!" and so it was... then she got a really nasty paper cut and died the end.
now take a hike!, get lost!, scram!
joeythenoob · Thu Sep 04, 2008 @ 02:18am · 0 Comments |