Wow it's been a LONG time since I last updated this journal... ANYWAY... these are a few haikus from the book "Haikus for Jews" that I thought were hilarious!
"Jewish New Year, in Times Square, no ball is dropped. Where is everyone?"
"Mom! There is no need to stick that dinner roll in your purse!"
"Bare autumn branches, a crow sits. Mother, get down from there at once."
"How soft are the petals of the floral arrangement I have just stolen."
"Sorry, we're not home to take your call. After the tone, leave your bad news."
Haha there are many more but these are a few... there are some that may not make sense unless you've grown up in a Jewish household, but they are quite funny! mrgreen
SkulblakaOfBrisingr · Tue Jul 08, 2008 @ 03:03am · 1 Comments |