Smutterfly So...my friends and I went out to the bar for karaoke last week, and my buddy Dale starts singing "Do You Call My Name" by Ra. I'm an Arab, so my friends are all "Bellydance, Arab!" I'm all "No, guys, I don't feel like it." And they're all "What kind of Arab are you?!"
Christ.
Anyway, last night, we went out and I decided to get them back. So some one starts singing some country and I look over at Grant and say "Come on, White Man, steal some one's God-given natural rights. Come on!" And he's all "No, I don't feel like it."
WHAT THE HELL? WHAT KIND OF WHITE PERSON IS THAT?!
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Dale : So, you like to make bombs, right? Me : rolleyes Dale : Seriously, you have a racial trait of pyromania and like 15 natural ranks to your explosive skills, right? Me : I think you just rolled a crit fail on your intelligence check there, buddy.
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Clint : If you DID blow something up, what would it be. Dale : She'd totally blow up like a building. Me : 2, actually. And they would look very much alike. You might even call them...twins.
Yes, yes, I'm going to Hell, I know. Still, it was funny. You should have seen their faces. I love to ******** with people.
Discuss: funny racial stereotype anecdotes cus they're funny and racial (which is today's GD theme)
Smutterfly · Sun Jul 06, 2008 @ 11:06pm · 0 Comments |