Dreams can bring about the most fantasticly beautiful and frighteningly odd circumstances into the light.
#1 The world was stuck in an apocolyptic economic crisis and fresh produce (i.e fruits and veggies) had become worth more than gold due to the expanding population and lack of resources. Thus I was a pirate who pillaged fruits and veggies from passing trucks while they were still on the road (for no reason) and returned them to my hideout which was in an apartment at san francisco. A fellow outlaw and myself were breaking into a crate filled with a precious element known as corn syrup, when we were captured by the CIA. We were subjected to tortures involving large metal circles being forced into our nasal passages, which was actually more annoying than painful. We eventually escaped to find that the government had been experimenting with genetic mutations on animals, and that they had successfully produced a spider that could speak english, whom we broke free and had him join our band of pirates.
Afterwards, back at the hideout we were watching on CNN that the lack of food has caused walrus's to migrate to other continents, I then looked outside to notice that their were walrus perched upon all of the skyscrapers making weird walrus noises....
then I woke up... then I had another dream in which I shat myself for 10 minutes straight.
Cruel Thanatos · Wed Jun 11, 2008 @ 07:10am · 0 Comments |