I just realized I haven't written anything in here for a while... I should keep it that way...
But I won't. Because I'm bored as hell. I should take advantage of this little space to create mass hysteria within the world.... Maybe later. Damn, you know you're a lazy-a** when you're too bored to create mass hysteria. This should be illegal. Why the hell do I even own this song? Oh, right, because I like making fun of it. And it's kind of funny...in a retarded star wars kind of way. Plus the dude sounds like he's 5. And he thinks he's rapping. Ha.
Just got out of a conversation with a friend's ex-girlfriend...it was hilarious...until she started hitting on me. She thought I was a dude...hopefully. Honestly, what has the world come to? ecugurlie12: my computer crashed yesterday do u know Y? ecugurlie12: i think it had somethin to do with me spiling coke on it Dras Brisingr: that...might do it Dras Brisingr: laptop? ecugurlie12: yeah ecugurlie12: i think its fixed ecugurlie12: i dont know Dras Brisingr: yeah...liquid and laptops don't mix well Dras Brisingr: was it a lot of coke? ecugurlie12: sorta a 2liter Dras Brisingr: ...you spilled 2 liters of coke on your laptop without noticing? ecugurlie12: me and my friends were running around trying to get away from this guy that wuz chasing us with the bottle and he opened it and poof my computer got wet Dras Brisingr: ah, I see ecugurlie12: yeah ecugurlie12: it wuz like that Dras Brisingr: is it working fine now? ecugurlie12: yeah - except for the sparks occasionally Dras Brisingr: ...you might not want to be on it, let it dry a little more ecugurlie12: i dont care - ive been electrocuted b4 Dras Brisingr: oh? ecugurlie12: when i was little my big bro told me that if u stuck a paper clip in the outlet then fireworks would come out - so i did it ecugurlie12: yeah that wuz a mistake Dras Brisingr: well, chances are something fried, or is going to if it's still sparking...just trying to protect your computer...I'd turn it off ecugurlie12: i dont wanna ecugurlie12: the sparks are hot
All attempts to get rid of her failed. But seriously...something is seriously wrong with her. It's the electrocution. I need to write some more...
DrasBrisingr · Sat Aug 13, 2005 @ 03:56am · 2 Comments |