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[******** capital letters, lowercase letters are more interesting anyway. ******** pointless cleavage displays, we can see your fake-a** pieces of plastic clearly enough. ******** littering, SEE THAT TRASH CAN? ******** cocaine/purple/joints/crack/whatever the hell else you can smoke, and get your a** in a chair adjacent to a therapist. ******** pessimism, because believe it or not, it gets you NOWHERE. ******** oral sex, because I'm just not interested in ruining my hygiene for the sake of your shitty-looking over-pumped "lollipop". (Tch, ******** sex in general.) ******** orientations, we should all be pan. ******** perfection, it's a lie. ******** flare jeans, save me a violent regurgitation session. ******** war, after centuries of existing we should know that an eye for an eye only kindles the fire. ******** reason and logic, because when I can forge my own paths and build my own bridges, why would I need them? (Lawl. TTGL reference.) ******** useless suing, it's just plain childish. ******** angry retaliations, study Gandhi. ******** pairings, threesomes are the way to go. ******** rape, service a prostitute. ******** Hitler, he put his mother to the test. ******** Hot Topic, their jeans suck. ******** huge tattoos, you'll regret them. ******** the name Mackenzie, because I DO NOT LOOK LIKE ONE. ******** McDonalds, go to Chick Fil A. ******** Chinese food, try Pad Thai. ******** Crocs, try on flats. ******** handshakes, squeeze the s**t out of 'em with a bear hug.
******** ranting, and get yourself a hobby, Hunter.
OBS ii D ii AN · Wed Apr 09, 2008 @ 03:54am · 3 Comments |
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