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Weeks 01-09
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Gaia Land Carousel


Week: 01
Score: 8.4762
Total Ratings: 818
Total Comments: 231
Rank: 14

My friends and I decided to go to Gaia Land for our vacation.
At the Gift Shop, I got a GAIA hat, a Kiki plush, an official Gaia T-Shirt, and some other great stuff.

Then we rode the first ride we came to, the Carousel,
where I beat the others to the best animal on the ride, the tiger!

I can't wait to hit the rest of the rides.
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In The Bell Tower
by my Kangaroo Rat


Week: 03
Score: 8.8536
Total Ratings: 1149
Total Comments: 267
Rank: 6

To the bat: "Hello, little friend, come to help me clean the bell tower?
I have been up here a while, I wish i knew what time it was..."

BONG!!!
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Jackalope


Week: 03
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Normally part of a colony, this lone jackalope huddles next to a snow covered bush
to wait out the storm before going in search of her group.

Scientists studying the habits of the jackalope have tagged her ear to keep track of her.
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Grandma!


Week: 04
Score: 6.931
Total Ratings: 230
Total Comments: 66

Hello, dearie.
Would you like to play with grandma's pussie?
She may look a bit strange, but if you tickle her cheeks, she will start to purr for you.

What's the matter? Don't you like pussiecats?

(ok, so grandma is a little old fashioned and doesn't understand that what she says has a double meaning...
please do not let grandma win, the play on words is too much for gaia to handle)
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Oscar Meyer Wiener


Week: 05
Score: 9.1544
Total Ratings: 1778
Total Comments: 471
Rank: 1

Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me!

How do you like your hot dog?
I take mine with relish and mustard, and sometimes ketchup.
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Struck By Lightning


Week: 06
Score: 8.281
Total Ratings: 1189
Total Comments: 237
Rank: 26

"I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the..."

BTTZZZAP!!

"Why is my umbrella pole glowing. And I just noticed my rain coat seems smaller. I smell smoke...
AAIYEE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY RAIN HAT IS MELTING INTO MY HAIR!"

Be careful in lightning storms, kids.
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Makin' Smores
by my Kangaroo Rat


Week: 07
Score: 8.1156
Total Ratings: 821
Total Comments: 209
Rank: 87

No Gaia Scout camping trip would be complete without making smores.
I have my chocolate squares, my graham crackers...

...but has anyone seen my marshmallow?
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Surf's Up


Week: 08
Score: 8.8006
Total Ratings: 1160
Total Comments: 320
Rank: 6

Welcome to Hawaii, where waves are choice and ... hold up, is that a surfing pora?
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Houston, Big Problem


Week: 09
Score: 8.686
Total Ratings: 1113
Total Comments: 294
Rank: 9

Houston...
we have a problem...

Major Forgetful lost his wedding ring
and thinks he might have left it on the moon station...

he wants us to terminate launch...
please advise him what he can do with his request...
over...
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Weeks 10-19
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Langer's Drunk PRman


Week: 10
Score: 7.1218
Total Ratings: 505
Total Comments: 125

The reason the Langers stopped inviting their PR person to parties...

"ish funny how things suddenly make sense. Like that new years song...
(sings off key Auld Lang Syne)
Should all accountants be forgot, and never make you sign,
When old accountants need yer socks,
Four old Langs sigh...

O- ok now, everyone sigh..."
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Message in a Bottle


Week: 11
Score: 8.5492
Total Ratings: 1189
Total Comments: 319
Rank: 21

As the sails of the clipper ship disappear beneath the waves, a bottle bobs to the surface.
You hope against hope that the message inside will reach someone.
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Behind The Cueball


Week: 12
Score: 7.4018
Total Ratings: 670
Total Comments: 179
Rank: 415

This is it. Your last move. Your opponent only has one ball on the table.
You stand behind the cue ball, which almost fell in the corner pocket on your last shot.
You line up your shot, and call it: "8 ball in the side pocket."
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Spring Break


Week: 13
Score: 7.7776
Total Ratings: 636
Total Comments: 170
Rank: 115

Spring break is the perfect time for fun at the beach.

As the sun sets beyond the pier, the party kicks up a notch with live music!
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Rayman Raving Rabbids
by my Royal Rat


Week: 13
Score: 7.3421
Total Ratings: 278
Total Comments: 71
Rank: 325

Bunnies very useful scientific Fact:
Bunnies don't like ballet.

"WHAAAAAAAAA"
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Dinosaur Poop


Week: 14
Score: 7.979
Total Ratings: 657
Total Comments: 167
Rank: 54

Why is it every time it is my turn to walk the raptor, he has to make the BIG poops.

*sniff*sniff*

DA-ANG boy, what have you been eating!
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When Pigs Fly


Week: 16
Score: 8.8678
Total Ratings: 1485
Total Comments: 501
Rank: 2

Are you seeing this? A real flying pig.
If I bet if I hit it with my afterburners, I could fry that pig.

No one ever needs to know it existed.
That way I won't have to get my daughter the new cell phone
and all the other things I said she could have when pigs fly.

Pig... You are going DOWN!
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Killer Mop Attack

by my Kangaroo Rat

Week: 17
Score: 8.6246
Total Ratings: 1210
Total Comments: 374
Rank: 6

After cleaning up the blood of a psychopath that died on the operating table,
the mop became possessed and thirsted for more blood.

When the orderly using the mop went into an empty room,
the mop came to life and attacked. It latched onto his head,
sucking out blood and brain, while choking off his screams
with its long wet tendrils...
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Black Hole of Gaia


Week: 19
Score: 7.6474
Total Ratings: 538
Total Comments: 188
Rank: 271

Every few days, a black hole opens somewhere in towns. No one knows where it will be, but every one knows of its existence.
It is the legendary Gold Sink of Gaia! On the other side lay piles of gold coins with more falling to the ground every second.

If you find the black hole, don't jump in unless you tie a rope around your waist and have friends ready to pull you out, because the hole was meant to be a one way trip.
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Weeks 20-29
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The Firefly Plant


Week: 20
Score: 8.3592
Total Ratings: 919
Total Comments: 381
Rank: 17

The day was so beautiful, she couldn't help but doze off on the soft grass,
only waking after night had settled in. In the nearly complete darkness of
a moonless night she was not afraid, for nearby, she could see the faint glow
of the firefly plants. She only needed to give its flower a quick shake,
and it would light up with the brightness of a hundred fireflies,
to guide her on her way home.
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Moses' Wife


Week: 21
Score: 8.0288
Total Ratings: 599
Total Comments: 159
Rank: 94

Honestly, I love that man but he can be so forgetful sometimes. I told him to return the sea to normal when he was done, but does he? Noooooo.

MOSES! If you don't remember to put the sea down, you will be sleeping outside the tent tonight!
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Just a little harmless bible humor to help cheer people up a bit. (and yes, i am catholic).

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Killer Mop Hits Prom


Week: 22
Score: 7.7305
Total Ratings: 862
Total Comments: 173
Rank: 237

The killer mop attacked the local prom last night.
No one recalled seeing the mop until the prom queen
walked on stage to accept her crown, where it latched on to her head.
The prom king managed to pry the mop off her, but could not keep it from escaping.

The only statement the young girl would give was "dress... makeup... RUINED!"
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Red Bull


Week: 23
Score: 8.2372
Total Ratings: 855
Total Comments: 181
Rank: 50

RedBull gives you wings.

But don't keep it all to yourself. Give your red bull wings too!
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Did I Forget To Pay?


Week: 24
Score: 7.528
Total Ratings: 321
Total Comments: 58
Rank: 402

Don't try to cross a toll bridge without paying the troll.

Troll drool is hard to get out of a cape!
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Little Hummingbird


Week: 25
Score: 8.6871
Total Ratings: 1724
Total Comments: 339
Rank: 10

"Hummmmmmmmm"
*translation*
"Oh My Bird, this is the best flower nectar I've ever had!"

This amazing bird can beat its wings so fast, they actually hum.
They use their long, needle-like beak to sip the nectar from flowers.
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I'm Suing Gaia


Week: 26
Score: 8.6595
Total Ratings: 1919
Total Comments: 380
Rank: 11

I decided to take a job at the Cash Shop for the summer.
I figured the job would be a breeze, until...

Flynn had just finished a display of new evolving items and she asked me to open the store.
I didn't pay attention to her snickering at the time.
That is when they hit me... a huge crowd of Gaians all wanting the new item.
I barely survived.

Since I only worked part time, the Gaia Cash Shop refuses to pay my medical bills,
but being mauled by customers wasn't part of the job description.


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MY BAGPIPES!


Week: 28
Score: 7.7350
Total Ratings: 549
Total Comments: 86
Rank: 225

How could you...
HOW COULD YOU!

If you didn't want me playing the bagpipes, you could have just told me.
Instead you decided to smash them with a sledgehammer,
drive over them a few times, and throw the remains in the fireplace.

Did you honestly think I wouldn't find out?
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I'm Suing Gaia


Week: 29
Score: 8.6079
Total Ratings: 2167
Total Comments: 331
Rank: 26

I took a job at the Cash Shop for the summer.
I figured the job would be a breeze, until...

Flynn was finishing a display of the latest Cash Shop items so she asked me to unlock the doors.
I didn't understand the frightened look on her face at the time.
That is when they hit me... a huge wall of Gaians all wanting the new item.
I barely survived.

Since I only worked part time, the Gaia Cash Shop refuses to pay my medical bills,
but being mauled by customers wasn't part of the job description.

*yes, this is a reentry*
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Weeks 30-39
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A Twisted Fairy Tale


Week: 30
Score: 8.3311
Total Ratings: 1014
Total Comments: 156
Rank: 55

Once upon a time, a young girl asked a magical creature to make her beautiful.
With a few words from his spell book, the girl turned into a beautifully dressed creature.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?" she screeched.
"What's the problem? You look beautiful to me."

Moral: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
-OR-
Don't let strange creatures grant your wishes.
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GaiaLand Carousel


Week: 31
Score: 8.181
Total Ratings: 1005
Total Comments: 146
Rank: 45

Gaialand has a whole bunch of new rides this year,
but I still love to ride the carousel.

And even though they added a few new animals to the ride,
my favorite will always be the tiger.

WEEEEEE!!!1!
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Revolting Petshop


Week: 32
Score: 7.7676
Total Ratings: 661
Total Comments: 64

Last week I answered an ad for help wanted at the Gaia Petshop
where they sell ordinary and extraordinary pets, all of them "friendly and tame"...

THE PETS ARE REVOLTING!
They are actually waging war! The fish try to drown me,
the snakes want to strangle me, and the birds wreak havok.
I won't even go into what the more exotic animals try to do.

The money isn't worth it. I QUIT!
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Brer Fox and Tarbaby


Week: 33
Score: 7.9238
Total Ratings: 846
Total Comments: 45

Brer Fox just got done makin the tar baby. "hmmm, still needs a hat"
*takes Brer Bear's hat and puts it on the tar baby*

From Disney's Song of the South, a film set in the old south about loveable
Uncle Remus who used stories about Br'er Rabbit, Br'er Fox, and Br'er Bear
to teach the young children who loved him about thinking their way out of bad situations.
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TAG! You're IT!


Week: 34
Score: 8.203
Total Ratings: 2749
Total Comments: 224
Rank: 17

"TAG! You're IT!"

Darn you, Gwee.
Get back here so i can tag you back!
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o.m.g. MY GAIAGIRL!!


Week: 35
Score: 8.2384
Total Ratings: 2653
Total Comments: 103
Rank: 324

A few years ago, Gaia came out with a limited edition GaiaGirl Action Figure. I managed to get one in mint condition, new in box, never been opened.

Today, my little sister found it. She thought it needed more makeup so she ripped open the box, used nailpolish for "lipstick" and... and...

IT'S RUINED! T.T
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Vampire Blood


Week: 36
Score: 8.4366
Total Ratings: 3350
Total Comments: 115
Rank: 37

"Your body's dying. Pay no attention, It happens to us all."
- Lestat, Interview With A Vampire

This is a representation of human blood interacting with vampire blood during the "birth" of a vampire,
the vampire blood burning away the human blood, and the red blood cells turning black as they die.
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But... Who's the father?


Week: 37
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The Littlest Pi'rat


Week: 38
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what will be next...


Week: 39
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