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:: ~ Subject: Future marriage concerns.
I assmue by now your mortal vacation has been lively. Indeed everything you do is being watched. But do note this isn't a matter that included your current 'events'.
I have, as of six hours ago, declared the original marriage to your Ladies Tsunami and Arashi, null and void as by their own request. Stating that their intention to remarry with Lady Jennifer included after long discussion, and knowledge of the benefits of the effects upon your station, not to mention their individual preferences.
I however took the liberty step of going 'that' one step further, considering more future events in the future where you would find others such as Lady Jennifer, without even looking, as the mortal saying goes. I also took into account the fact that your station apparently has had a history of predecessors attracting inordinate numbers of the opposite gender.
With study, and consultation with your GrandFather, it was confirmed that a Power has within it's essence, the side-effect of attraction of celestial mates in 'mass quantities', as the old coot reffered.
In essence, it means your a magnet for the ladies of certain types and even powers. It's also apparent that it does not neccessarily mean only good ones as well. Noting that the Power is in charge of the Balance, it is likely that 'any' celestial female would become at the minor least, interested in you.
By now you think I've lost my infinite marbles. I assure you, I cross-referenced everything before even taking this next step.
With inference, your original wives and your new future wife agreed that they would begin conversion into goddesses of minor stature, in relevance to this situation. More, I delved into archives, and found a formula to determine what the 'limit' of this effect is.
I will mince no words, and on top of this, force my recommendation as celestial law.
It was determined, that your soul is at optimum compatibility with twelve celestial females, that which is best to ensure optimum stability of your Representative Power status.
If I need to remind you of such stability, remember the Black Wilt and what it nearly did to all Reality. In effect, the same is at apparent stake with this matter as well. There is also a set limit of time that says 'when' this criteria needs to be met. The number discovered is set at one thousand years.
So as such, this is my celestial law as Keeper of the Hikari Alcove, and your celestial marriage councilor. In one thousand years, you 'must' be married to twelve celestial female beings. No more or less in ANY regard. This is not up for question or regard. However the commandment is forced upon you alone 'only', not any female that you may come across that... well... agrees to this commandment alongside.
It is serious by this commandment, and the stake of continued stability of the Existence is affected by this. If you want, I can check over and over again, and still arrive to the same conclusion.
So in essence, marry or we all die.
....very.... very slowly. And you damn well know as much as I a thousand years is not much time. Fight this all you care to kid, the commandment stands.
Oh, and the inital wedding date is set at one month from now. It will take place as soon as the Ladies complete conversion. I suggesst you take the time to let this sink in.
Or like do you the death of trillions as an end result of such 'ignoring'.
Have a 'nice' day. icon_smile.gif
Regards,
Lady Creation Goddess of the Ascendancy - Marriage Councilor ~ ::
Imladris_Kerenska · Mon Jun 27, 2005 @ 04:34am · 0 Comments |
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