for starters, most of these r going to be blond jokes, so for those of u that r blond, sorry. lol.
in a bathroom in new york somewhere, if u lie, u disappear. a brunette walks into the bathroom and says "i'm the hottest girl in new york" POOF, she disappears. a redhead walks into the bathroom and says "i'm the smartest girl in new york" POOF, she disappears. a blond walks into the bathroom and says "i think..." POOF, she disappears.
if a blond and a brunette fell out an an airplane, who would land first??
the brunette, the blond would have to stop and ask for directions.
a blond and a brunette r watching the 5pm news where a man is threating to jump off a bridge. the blond says "i bet u $100 that he won't jump." the brunette says "ok, i'll bet u $100 that he will jump." sure enough, the man jumps and kills himself. the blond pulls out $100 and gives it to the brunette. the brunette says "i can't take your money." the blond says "why?" the brunette replies "because i watched the 12pm news so i knew he was going to jump." the blond replies "so did i but i didn't think he would jump again."
there are 2 blondes and a brunette on an island. one of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. the genie says he will grant them one wish each (3 wishes, 3 people, u get the idea). the first blond says "i need a row boat" POOF, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean and takes off. the second blond says "i need a jetski" POOF a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean and passes the first blond. the genie looks enquiringly towards the brunette who, with both eyebrows raised, smiles and says "just give me a billion dollars, i'll take the bridge."
a man was out in his front yard mowing his grass when his blond neighbor came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox. she opened it, slammed it shut, then stormed back into the house. a little later, she came out of her house again, went to her mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut again. angered, she stormed back into her house. as the man was getting ready to edge his lawn, she came out yet again. she marched to the mailbox, opened it, then slammed it shut harder than ever. puzzled by her actions, the man asked "is there something wrong?" the blond replies "there certainly is. my stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying you've got mail."
why can't blondes count to 70?
because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
what is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
some traffic signs say stop
what do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
they're both empty from the neck up
what do u do if a blond throws a grenade at u?
pull the pin and throw it back
whats the difference between a blond and the titanic?
they know how many men went down on the titanic
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