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I wanted to calculate Lexy's value on tektek, but it broke down on me. I was crushed by the falling concrete masonry and had to be rushed to the hospital, where I was told that the only thing that would save me was my cellphone. My parents proceeded to force me manually out of my hospital bed and order me to find it. With my cellphone safely placed in its recharger, I crawled back into my quiet room, thinking I was safe. But then, in a whirl of color and noise, a pink-bathing-suit-wearing sister was dumped on my exhausted lap. My parents said something along the lines of "goinouttakecareofsisbyehavenicedaypayexpenseswithowncash" then proceeded to whirlwind out again. After an hour of Mario Cart, (a loathsome game at which Lexy kicks a** with her feet, and Bubbles just kicks a**) which was a failed attempt to keep my sister occupied, my knight in shining armor sailed through the door, and was immediately hushed by a nurse. Thus quieted, he approached the bed where I was lying in wait with a tender look in his eyes, and politely slash cutely asked for a massage. After poking his stiff muscles for 15 minutes, I ordered him to take a bath, as the bug-off scent clinging to his hair was making me sick. In this time my sister had decided to steal the computer, my only source of fun. As I moped around, not able nor willing to leave my hospital cot, my parents rushed back in. This time they paused long enough to say "You're going to UBC pool now." In a rush, I appeared on the edge of UBC pool, dazed and exhausted. After spending an hour and a half where I could barely move, my sister tried to drown me, and my knight tried to rescue me from drowning, we were ushered out and told that my knight would be going home. Hair a-tangle, I wished I could at least say goodbye as he was whisked off. Then, seeking immediate solace, I flopped dejectedly into the computer chair where I now reside, exhausted and resentful of the need to move in order to get to bed. I should probably go to sleep.
Translation:
Our phone was down when we got back from out camping trip, I saw Bubbles today for the first time in a week, my sister is a terrible baby-sat, swimming is only fun if you have energy when it starts.
