As I sit here writing this, my cousin is taking pictures of me, showing me her masterpieces. Most of them are composed of me staring dumbly at the computer, while the more rare 'others' crack you up for 5 minutes at a time. Some include comb-overs, me looking like I'm reaching for my balls, and the occasional 'OMG YOU HAVE BOOBS' shot.
Why is this entry called Elmo? ...I'm wearing my Elmo shirt. That's right, Elmo. Instant sexiness, I suppose.
So, the boob shots. Two of them exist, one which shows me squeezing my boobs together, that when turned upside down, look like full grown boobs. The other one was when I was lying down, and reaching up to do who knows what, and ended up pushing my boob against my arm to look like I had a boob job. On one boob. That teaches me to stay out of back alleys.
Way to choke it down, it must be like a party in your eyes where everybody's head is on fire. Thanks, though smile
GotMunchieZ Community Member 
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