.......() o ().......Мой My
.......(__/).......Сначала First
......./! /!........Лягушатник Froggy
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The Fairies!
Name: Sky
Name: Diena
Name: Innocence
Name: Rose
Name: Daisy
Name: Rosie
Name: Airie
To get a fairy, go to
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And a link in a Pet Pic!
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Month One
Mommy
I am only four inches long
but I have all of my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heartbeat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definetly tell I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here..
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
The only world worth living in...is a world dominated by a breakdancing kitten heart Please click on the link below:
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!"There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
But what if your friend dies and the killer is after you?
That's not fear. That's a guy chasing you with a knife!
There is something wrong with you if you wouldn't be scared.
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The only world worth living in............is a world dominated by a White Kitten! icon_heart.gif
Please click the link below.
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
But what if your friend dies and the killer is after you?
That's not fear. That's a guy chasing you with a knife!
There is something wrong with you if you wouldn't be scared.
i wouldn't be scared. i would play grit ball. you get a pot a hot gritz just boiling hot and you wait he comes in to kill ya and you toss gritz on em and as hes writhin in agony you grab a pre selected skillet with a good weight balance and you beat him on da head. you toss and ya hit toss hit. called grit ball.
are you the one i told about pook and bock and banana?!?!?! *bad memory* cuzs it might have been someone else.
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STOP WID DA KIDDEY!!!!!!!!!!
*TAKE THIS! YOU WILL BE DESTROYED BY MY KIDDEY!!!! AND STORIES!!!!!DUNDUNDUN!!!!*
now da STORY TO DESTROY YOUZ!!!!
BANANA!
Me: *eating banana*......banana?
Friend: No.
((Long pause))
Me: Why?
Friend: I don't like banana's.
((pause))
Me: Oh. *holds out banana*
Friend: Noooo.
Me: Oh, Ok. I...
Me: EAT THE damn BANANA!
Friend: I DON'T WANT THE damn BANANA!
Me: You're just not gonna bend on this banana thing, are you?
Friend: Look, I'm sorry. Even when I did used to eat food I never like bananas so yes on this I must remain firm.
Me: Yup. Firm...
((pause))
Me: Just like a BANANA!
Friend:Would you please drop it.
Me: But... It'll get grass on it.
Me: WHYS YOU WANNA GRASS MY BANANA?
Friend: I don't care about the damn banana I just want to move along.
Me: Ok fine let's just... AW CRAP!!! I went and drew a little face on it! NOW I CAN'T EAT IT! IT'S PRECIOUS NOW!
Me: I'm gonna name him Mr. Nanners, and he is my friend. I must keep him warm with my love. *kisses banana*
((pause))
Me: *eats banana*
Friend: What happened to keeping him warm with your love?
Me: I'm giving him belly love! sweet warm acidy belly love. he's a part of me now he's a part of all of us.
Friend: I wonder how much of your brain has been eaten by the worms.
Me: 'Bout 39.4 percent. It feel kinda funny. As of Friday I can no longer feel my left butt cheek. I don't even know how long that fork has been there. stupid butt fork!!!!!! *fork is sticking out of butt*
Me: Hey your eyes look sad!
Friend: I am sad deeply depressed actually there was a time when i was very powerful and my name invoked fear. I just got my butt kicked by some mice. MICE! I'm having a hard time dealing with being trapped in this stupid defenseless little body i need OUT! *hes got turned into a doll! ^.^* At last I know why the caged bird sings.
Me: What bird?
Friend: No see it's a metaphor. there is not actual bird.
Me: Where'd it go?
Friend: Where did what go? There is no bird. its a saying meant to convey...
Me: Shhhhh... I'm trying to hear the bird.
Friend: There is no damn bird! Never was!!! Get it?!
((pause))
Me: What did you do with the bird, man?
Friend:I... Look I know you are "Special" In the head so I'm trying to remain very calm...
Me: SWEET JESUS JUST GIMMIE THE POOR BIRD! C'MON...WHERE'D YOU STASH HIM? IS HE IN YOUR BUTT? HE'S IN YOU BUTT ISN'T HE?! OH SWEET INNOCENT LITTLE BIRDY IF YOU CAN HEAR ME POSSIBLY DEEP THERE IN MY FRIENDS BUTT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'LL DEVOTE MY LIFE TO FINDING AND PROTECTING YOU!
Me: It's all just too much to bear...*Sob, Boo Hoo, Sniff, SOB*
Me: IF...if the birdie were here now it would probably be doing a little dance like this...*jigs dance* and...and... He'd be singing a song...mos likely like this..."Tweet tweety tweet..." *sniff sniff* "Toot tweetle toot..." *sob* his feathery tush just rocking out...
Friend: OH COME ON! THERE ARE NO FRICKEN BIRDS!
((birds randomly appear))
Me: *points*
Friends: Alrighty thats just a total coincidence.
Me: Man that's a bunch of crows.
Friend: They're called a murder of crows.
Me: YOUR GONNA MURDER THE CROWS!!?!?! OOOH I JUST KNEW IT HORDING ALL THEM BIRDIES SO'S YOU COULD KILL THEM WITH ROCKS TO THE HEAD! WELL NOT THIS TIME MR. BIRD BONKER!!! WHAT TRIGGERED IT? THE HOLLOW BONES? THE WHITE POOPIES?
Friend: This is all so stupid.
Me: Stuuuuuupid like a fox. Well...That fox. *points at really messed up looking retard fox*
Friend: So just so we're clear the birds where a coincidence. I never had a bird in any manner. most notably not in my butt. i have never harmed a bird intentionally, nor by accident. and i never will ok? are we cool? can we go about our day now? huh? please?
Me: Banana?
Friend: ARGHHH!!!!* grabs bannana tosses. The banana hits a bird and it dies X.x*
Me: *sad look then evil look*
Friend: That...That was an accident! you have to see that! I just wanted that banana as far from me as possible. Don't hurt me! Please...Please!
Me: It was just a bird man.
Friend: *Smacks head* I am so confused. *two of my other friends come*
Friend: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GUYS GO?
Friend 2: We's went to get chicken. Chicken chicken.
Friend: Look we were in the middle of a talk I don't think she needs to be bothered by...
Me: CHICKENS GO BOK BOK BOK!!!! I...*Pant Pant* Had to do it. *pant* It hurt...
Everyone but me: *Stares*
GASP GASP GASP GASP I DIDS IT!
AND...AW SON OF A BISCUIT! I HAVE 23 NEW MESSAGES NOOOO!!!!! icon_scream.gif icon_gonk.gif icon_scream.gif
