It is midnight right now, but since I do have some time, I figured I might as well post something. Now, my mind is a bit blank at the moment, so I'll post a random story. Enjoy.
Passing on the Smile
Case 1
Wow, I feel good today. Nothing is in my way. Everything is perfect. I got a meeting with a big conglomerate for a merger that I know I’ll dominate! I’ve got a big football game I’m going to record while spending time outside with my family! This day is just a good day! Hey, what’s with that person? She seems so sad. Huh. I wonder why? Well, I don’t have time to stop; I’ll just smile at her…
Case 2
Man my life sucks. Nobody cares about me. My parents don’t care. My friends don’t care. Even my pets don’t care. I mean, come on, I’m in this ultra hard high school and all my time is consumed with school work, and my friends are constantly whining about school, and my parents nag me about doing stuff around the house, and…wait, is that guy smiling at me? Why is he smiling at me? Is he a creepy ***** dude? No…I don’t think so. Maybe somebody does care…even if they’re a complete stranger. Wow. That just made my day. Hey, look at the girl walking at me! She seems so vacant, like she’s not really here. Maybe she had a mental disorder. I’ll smile at her; it’ll probably make her day too.
Case 3
ooh! look at the pretty cloud! isn’t it a pretty cloud? it’s a very pretty cloud. hey look! a leaf! you don’t see that often! in a city, i mean. hey, look at the girl! ah, what a sad girl! hey, wait, now she’s looking at me all sympathetic like. that building is really big! oh, wait, she’s smiling. now she really seems all sympathetic. i bet it’s because she thinks i’m mentally disabled. people tend to think that of me. i wonder why? maybe it’s because i…hey look at the person! what a pretty, shiny person! let’s smile at her shininess! smile!
Case 4
God, I don’t want to deal with another “customer” again! ******** mother getting me into ******** debt with the ******** gang boss! Moronic pimp trying to get me to lower my rates. I may be a prostitute, and I may be forced to wear these damn shiny clothes, but I will not sell my body for something as cheap as goddamn $10! Who does he think I am! Wait, I’m a prostitute. Just another one of his “ho’s”. I’m beginning to suspect that God hates me. ********, I used to have a life! I had a home, and a family! and a…is that girl smiling at me? Doesn’t ******** she realize what I am?! Doesn’t she see the heavy make up and tacky clothes? I’m gonna sneer at her, make her stop that goddamn smiling. I don’t want any ******** sympathy! Wait, she’s still smiling. Why? Why does she continue to smile? Now she’s talking to me. Where did I get my shirt? From a ******** pimp! She likes the shininess? That’s it? That’s the only reason she was smiling at…s**t, she thinks I’m pretty? Maybe if I tell her I’m a prostitute…she’s still ******** smiling. Damn. Bye. According to this girl, being a prostitute doesn’t stop me from being pretty, or liked. s**t. I never thought of it that way.
Ha! This was for religion class at school. Thrice damned Catholic schools making me take religion. Anyways, I edited heavily so the prostitute seems a bit more realistic, but it still seems stiff.
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