One hundred and fifty years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator, Alan Pinkerton, for protection. That was the bginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, ect.
Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Servece."
Can't you just seen them now, these "highly trained" men and women in
their black outfits with jackets saying across the backs: F.A.T.A.S.S.
The FATASSes are of course supervised by a special section of the
Homeland Security Section known as Airport Security Service Home
Office Logistics Enhancements Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.
I feel safer already, don't you?
wizard1134 Community Member 
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