Some people are like slinkies... Completely useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs...

I wonder who the first person was who looked at a cow and said: "I'll just pull those dangly things and see what comes out, and then drink it."

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.