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 Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:46 am
Mine is on page 42
Cale:For Gamlon
Richard:For Pony
Cale: What? You can't use that as your battle cry.
Richard:Why not? you have one.
Cale:Mine is for Nobility, Honor, and a deceased yet no longer forgotten people.
Richard:Mine is for ponies.
Cale: Thats not-
Richard: FOR PONY
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:03 am
Richard: Remember the fellow who threw daggers at me? These are his teeth.
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:56 pm
"Have you ever wondered why..."
Page 28. Richard: "I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate."
Page 31. Cale: "Save the chicken, Tim! Save the chicken!"
Page 51. Cale: "d**k on a stick! It's a d**k on a stick!"
"...In a dream you can touch a fallen sky?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:28 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:22 pm
I say to Richard as I read this page: I will follow your conquest every damned step of the way!
Richard: "I find this constant discrimination against my kind rather offensive. It is time...for change. I say to you today, my friends, that even though we facethte difficulties of today and tomorrow; I still have a dream.
I have a dream that one day Warlocks will rise up and cast off the shackles of oppression...I have a dream that one day we will no longer be judged by how different we are from you...I have a dream that one day we will be looked and labeled simply as 'Friend'...
I have a dream that one day, when all this occurs, that we take the advantage of surprise and slaughter as many of you as possible! I have a dream that one day there will be no structure left standing; no man or woman left un-decapitated, and no babies left un-devoured! I have a dream that none of you are spared from the horros of our rule!"
Tavor (To Cale): "That dwelling was inhabited by halflings. He si too tall to fit inside."
Richard: "FREE AT LAST! YOU'RE ALL DEAD, BUT WE ARE FREE AT LAST!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:34 pm
Yay, I probably shouldn't be laughing at a joke about MLK's speech but it's just too funny
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:16 pm
So many to choose from, so little time...
Richard: "Listen, like I told your Captain, that orphanage attacked me. It was self defense."
Richard: "I didn't realize that the sisterhood rescinded on their 'no psycho killers' admission policy. I should join."
"Tip: Don't step through portals that were created by a screaming ghost and a creepy little girl. Especially by yourself. Seriously, it's not smart."
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:45 am
Geistfahrer Yay, I probably shouldn't be laughing at a joke about MLK's speech but it's just too funny Please, if anyone shouldn't be laughing, it's me. But as you can see, I still get a kick out of reading to, so no harm done. sweatdrop 3nodding xd
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Jean Havoc27 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:05 am
Cale: We need to go back right now and make amends.
Richard: Don't worry. You're about to get your chance.
Gid: That's a dragon of the legion!
Richard: He's really, really sorry.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:29 pm
"I am Richard, chief warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, and the mayor of a little village up the coast."
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:12 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:31 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:02 pm
man... you guys took all the good quotes.... time to lurk moar
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:31 pm
Richard: It's not how big your fwoosh is, it's how you use it.
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:04 pm
Geistfahrer Richard: It's not how big your fwoosh is, it's how you use it.
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