The Wish Game

[[Tetris.Ninja]]

Alright, it's a little mean, but I still think it's funny.

Basically, make a wish, and then the next person will grant your wish but twist it so it sucks.
Example:

TN: I wish I had a button.
Nips: You have your button, but it's the only possession you have left.

I wish I could fly.

Etc!

Gogogogogogogogogogo!  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

ok
I wish i didnt have headache  

[Nu Lucrezia]

You now don't have your headache, but now you have no limbs.

I wish I could actually decide what music I want to listen to.  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

you've chosen some classic rock tunes, but now you have no ears to listen to them.

i wish i had something to do right now  

[Rage Against the Couch]

You have something to do, but you're a quadriplegic.

I wish I could get the correct size of shoes on the first try confused  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

you get a pair from the first shop you go in, but you have no feet to wear them.

i wish i could get a decent job  

[[Tetris.Ninja]]

You get a job, it's thoroughly mediocre and you are forced to keep it despite numerous offers of your dream career.

I wish for $1000.  

[Bloodthroe]

[Tetris.Ninja]

You get a job, it's thoroughly mediocre and you are forced to keep it despite numerous offers of your dream career.

I wish for $1000.

You get $1000, but it's all Monopoly money.

I wish I could fly.  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

you learn how to fly, but on your first trip you're sucked into a jet engine like the cartoons.

i wish my garden wasnt under water  

[Bloodthroe]

You're garden is no longer under water, but is now atop of mountains on the other side of the world.

I wish for immortality.  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

you are now immortal, but are locked away in a metal box unable to get free for all eternity.

I wish I was famous  

[Rage Against the Couch]

You're so famous that you're hassled by obsessive fans all the time.

I wish I could travel  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

you can now travel but every where is now underwater.

I wish i didnt have work tomorrow at 5am  

[Rage Against the Couch]

You don't have to go to work because the world exploded.

I wish I could go visit one of my friends  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

you can now visit your friends, only to find that they've gone away when you get there.

i wish i had some money