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I can't belive I used to talk like this - this is my cousin!

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Text talk is so wrong.......!
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TigerMisty

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:14 pm


This was my cousin on Instant Mesaging IM.

My Eyeballs blew up.

biggrin = Me.

scream = Savanna.



scream hi. u csn savanna

biggrin Yes, my cousin is Savanna.

scream no u idot i savanna

biggrin Oh. Hello Savanna. ((I tried to ignore that idiot Savnna called me idiot))

scream omg u r s brng u r a lsr and a idot

biggrin Pardon?

scream u no wht i sad

biggrin ........Sure I did.

scream omg wht is up wit u u lsr y r u obssd wit grmmr

biggrin There was all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

scream omg u bwt u lsr u brng 1

2 hours later.....

scream hi borin 1

biggrin Block. mrgreen

That is how it went.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:27 pm


Good Lord! eek

If my cousin were like that, I'd slap him upside the head next time I saw him in person... not so much for the bad grammar as for the unnecessarily insulting tone of the conversation.

Hawk_McKrakken


heavens_akki

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:45 pm


Jesus I wouldn't even be able to say I was related to someone like that.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:51 am


Sadly, I have cousins similar to that, except they mock me because I have a higher level of education than they, right to my face, too.

I found out this weekend one of said cousins is with child, and living in her boyfriend's parent's garage because she cared about him more than her school. School isn't important? I beg to differ.

I remain silent when cousins mock me...because they get what's coming to them eventually. 3nodding

Patron with a Mission


Kizsa

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:31 am


Next time you see this 'Cousin' of yours, hit her on the head with a rolled up newspaper. 3nodding
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:38 pm


It's even scarier that this is my older cousin....

TigerMisty


Robthebob

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:44 pm


HAHAHAHA! This made me laugh..

Borin 1.
BLOCK!


*insert laughing some more*

Hated the grammar though. Or lack of grammar.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:27 am



Holy Christ. What comebacks.

"omg u r s brng"? >_>;;

Shigures Editor


Natsuri

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:43 am


TigerMisty
It's even scarier that this is my older cousin....


I just feel so sorry for you, mate. sad Good thing you're not letting him/her instill her texting on you.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:36 pm


What's brng anyway? I can't figure it out. ><

Organic Shadows


Alice Unrequited

PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:10 pm


Wow. Intelligence that rivals that of Elphaba's one-syllable flying monkeys. No, that's a terrible insult to Chistery.

I am fortunate enough that the majority of my family is anti-technology. The few that use the computer know better than to use poor grammar around me.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:34 pm


Organic Shadows
What's brng anyway? I can't figure it out. ><


"brng" = "boring"

Patron with a Mission


The Muddy One

PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:37 pm


Just reading that made me want to gouge my eyes out with a heated, rusty spoon. I don't see how anyone could talk like that. More importantly, I don't see how anyone could possibly understand enough of that to return a comment.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:00 am


I'm sure that's the precise reason why I never speak to my cousins... Actually, no it's not, I'm just white trash and they aren't. xd

Dodger Gunning

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