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 Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:25 pm
This is the most hilarious thing ever! It's anti-Martha: You Have Been Warned! So for all you stupid little Martha-loving fools, please don't get offended. Martha sucks. Get over it.
Here it is:Click here, fool!
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:21 pm
Short and sweet-and hilarious.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:01 am
Erm...bad characterisation, no real plot or substance. If you're going to mock something you should atleast do it well. Even as a short bit of flame-fic, it's essentially rubbish. It's basic humor is...well. LOLLETSFLAMEMARTHA! neutral Meh. Hope whoever wrote it got a kick out of it.
Also, it's kind of rude to insult people over liking a certain character or pairing. Don't like it? Fine. But doesn't mean those who do are 'stupid' and 'don't get offended' can cover all manner of evils.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:29 am
I think I'm siding with Edit despite that I used to be a Martha-hater..
That was just completely pointless... confused
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Hairy Priest Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:35 pm
Actually, I think the story should go more like this..."Wanna play 'doctor', Doctor?" whispered Martha softly into the Time Lord's ear. The Doctor's eyes bulged wide in shock as his female companion slowly unbuttoned his shirt and started to caress his bared chest. Just then the TARDIS door swung open, and Rose Tyler strode towards the pair. "He's mine, b***h!" Rose exclaimed, yanking Martha by the hair and throwing her violently to the floor. Martha recovered quickly and got into her Crouching Macra kung fu stance. "So you're the dumb blonde he's been whining about all this time? Run back home, K9, the Doctor don't need you anymore." At this, she charged at Rose with a furry of blows, which Rose countered with some moves she learned while filming the music video for " Because We Want To". While both girls tore into each other like ferrets stuffed down Sylvester McCoy's pants, the Doctor escaped unnoticed and ran into the TARDIS's secondary console room. "First Grace, and now these two. I swear, these 21st century Earth girls are so damn clingy!" With the press of a few buttons, he jettisoned the primary console room, with Rose and Martha in it, into the Time Vortex. "Pity. I think I left my blue jacket in that room. Oh well. Guess I should pick up a some new 'companions'. But where? Ah... I know! Barcelona!" xp
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:43 pm
Edit Erm...bad characterisation, no real plot or substance. If you're going to mock something you should atleast do it well. Even as a short bit of flame-fic, it's essentially rubbish. It's basic humor is...well. LOLLETSFLAMEMARTHA! neutral Meh. Hope whoever wrote it got a kick out of it. Also, it's kind of rude to insult people over liking a certain character or pairing. Don't like it? Fine. But doesn't mean those who do are 'stupid' and 'don't get offended' can cover all manner of evils. *raises hand in agreement*
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:58 pm
Hairy Priest Actually, I think the story should go more like this..."Wanna play 'doctor', Doctor?" whispered Martha softly into the Time Lord's ear. The Doctor's eyes bulged wide in shock as his female companion slowly unbuttoned his shirt and started to caress his bared chest. Just then the TARDIS door swung open, and Rose Tyler strode towards the pair. "He's mine, b***h!" Rose exclaimed, yanking Martha by the hair and throwing her violently to the floor. Martha recovered quickly and got into her Crouching Macra kung fu stance. "So you're the dumb blonde he's been whining about all this time? Run back home, K9, the Doctor don't need you anymore." At this, she charged at Rose with a furry of blows, which Rose countered with some moves she learned while filming the music video for " Because We Want To". While both girls tore into each other like ferrets stuffed down Sylvester McCoy's pants, the Doctor escaped unnoticed and ran into the TARDIS's secondary console room. "First Grace, and now these two. I swear, these 21st century Earth girls are so damn clingy!" With the press of a few buttons, he jettisoned the primary console room, with Rose and Martha in it, into the Time Vortex. "Pity. I think I left my blue jacket in that room. Oh well. Guess I should pick up a some new 'companions'. But where? Ah... I know! Barcelona!" xp Hehe, waaaaaay better. Personally I dislike both Martha and Rose, but the actual "fanfic" was rubbish. Seriously, it was poor even for a flamepost.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:07 pm
Stresshog Hairy Priest Actually, I think the story should go more like this..."Wanna play 'doctor', Doctor?" whispered Martha softly into the Time Lord's ear. The Doctor's eyes bulged wide in shock as his female companion slowly unbuttoned his shirt and started to caress his bared chest. Just then the TARDIS door swung open, and Rose Tyler strode towards the pair. "He's mine, b***h!" Rose exclaimed, yanking Martha by the hair and throwing her violently to the floor. Martha recovered quickly and got into her Crouching Macra kung fu stance. "So you're the dumb blonde he's been whining about all this time? Run back home, K9, the Doctor don't need you anymore." At this, she charged at Rose with a furry of blows, which Rose countered with some moves she learned while filming the music video for " Because We Want To". While both girls tore into each other like ferrets stuffed down Sylvester McCoy's pants, the Doctor escaped unnoticed and ran into the TARDIS's secondary console room. "First Grace, and now these two. I swear, these 21st century Earth girls are so damn clingy!" With the press of a few buttons, he jettisoned the primary console room, with Rose and Martha in it, into the Time Vortex. "Pity. I think I left my blue jacket in that room. Oh well. Guess I should pick up a some new 'companions'. But where? Ah... I know! Barcelona!" xp Hehe, waaaaaay better. Personally I dislike both Martha and Rose, but the actual "fanfic" was rubbish. Seriously, it was poor even for a flamepost. Hah, I loved the "new and improved" story. xd
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:37 am
I like the new story better also. Only because it wasn't I who posted that. I just saw it and got a quick laugh. But the new story made me laugh even more. So congrats to Hairy Priest, for creating a great fanfiction. Huzzah!
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:55 pm
Hairy Priest Actually, I think the story should go more like this..."Wanna play 'doctor', Doctor?" whispered Martha softly into the Time Lord's ear. The Doctor's eyes bulged wide in shock as his female companion slowly unbuttoned his shirt and started to caress his bared chest. Just then the TARDIS door swung open, and Rose Tyler strode towards the pair. "He's mine, b***h!" Rose exclaimed, yanking Martha by the hair and throwing her violently to the floor. Martha recovered quickly and got into her Crouching Macra kung fu stance. "So you're the dumb blonde he's been whining about all this time? Run back home, K9, the Doctor don't need you anymore." At this, she charged at Rose with a furry of blows, which Rose countered with some moves she learned while filming the music video for " Because We Want To". While both girls tore into each other like ferrets stuffed down Sylvester McCoy's pants, the Doctor escaped unnoticed and ran into the TARDIS's secondary console room. "First Grace, and now these two. I swear, these 21st century Earth girls are so damn clingy!" With the press of a few buttons, he jettisoned the primary console room, with Rose and Martha in it, into the Time Vortex. "Pity. I think I left my blue jacket in that room. Oh well. Guess I should pick up a some new 'companions'. But where? Ah... I know! Barcelona!" xp
That's awesome, Hairy Priest.
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:44 pm
fourtysecondscarf Edit Erm...bad characterisation, no real plot or substance. If you're going to mock something you should atleast do it well. Even as a short bit of flame-fic, it's essentially rubbish. It's basic humor is...well. LOLLETSFLAMEMARTHA! neutral Meh. Hope whoever wrote it got a kick out of it. Also, it's kind of rude to insult people over liking a certain character or pairing. Don't like it? Fine. But doesn't mean those who do are 'stupid' and 'don't get offended' can cover all manner of evils. *raises hand in agreement*
If you had posted that when the news of Rose's departure had just leaked, I'd be all in agreement with the flame-fic. However, I think Martha is a good opposite to the Doctor, like she said before she left. She's got a good mind, she cares about others, and she's easier to understand at times. xD
So let's not flame Martha. She rawks. =3
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:33 pm
Oh I just plain despiseMartha! I don't like the fact that she's replacing Billie Piper, er, Rose. And she's not very subtle about the fact that she's replacing her. (Martha, not Freema) I mean, she's flirting with The Doctor constantly, and he's either rejecting her, or just oblivious to the fact that she's coming on to him in the first place. *Sigh* I guess we're all just going to be attached to the girl who was there in the first place. Well, I know that's the case for me.
Oh, and @Meryt-Ryre: We're just expressing our opinions here, and I don't think that you should be demeaning us for that by using the phrase LOLLETSFLAMEMARTHA. . .Seriously, you're the one who's kind of being a downer here. Honestly, there's nothing wrong with us saying that we don't like a certain character on a show. It's a show, and we can say whatever we like about it. I personally think that you're being a bit too philosophical about this whole situation. I wouldn't call this flaming anyways. As I said before, it's just a bunch of people in a guild expressing our opinions. And I just don't see why you have a problem with that. If you really had an intelligent response to the main post, then I'm sure the creator would be glad to respond, but truthfully, you come off as a know-it-all jerk. Besides, it's not like we're a bunch of immature noobs. You just need to stop being so accusative and enjoy the awesomeness that is Doctor Who. (Whoa, I think that that was one of my best rants ever whee )
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:36 pm
Oh, and another thing, I assume that you're all fans of Doctor Who(duh!), therefore, I reccommend watching the movie Casanova. A brilliant film starring the one and only, David Tennant! Yes, you heard correctly. Our time lord in tweed in his own movie! whee
(Wotcha think of my introduction? Spicy enough? I couldn't think of anymore adjectives to describe how perfect David is. Oop, there's another! whee )
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:44 am
Sileke Oh, and another thing, I assume that you're all fans of Doctor Who(duh!), therefore, I reccommend watching the movie Casanova. A brilliant film starring the one and only, David Tennant! Yes, you heard correctly. Our time lord in tweed in his own movie! whee
(Wotcha think of my introduction? Spicy enough? I couldn't think of anymore adjectives to describe how perfect David is. Oop, there's another! whee ) OMG!!! I heart Casanova soo much! I watched it the other day and i was in tears at the end
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:18 pm
But... Rose is clingy too... she got all freaked out about Sarah-Jane. When has Martha ever been very clingy? And the Doctor is against violence and killing people. I like that about him. If you take away his nonviolence, I get sad...
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