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Do you know who Leanansidhe is?
Yes
27%
 27%  [ 3 ]
No
72%
 72%  [ 8 ]
Total Votes : 11


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:40 pm


This random person just PMs me out of nowhere:

Quote:
ur aviz da bomb lolroflmao how do u get da tats giv me dat stuff c**t plz gv me geld or itms im por favor n jus got ma heart breaked plz have a heart


O-kaaaay... I'm going to go... read... Utopia now and try to revive my brain. 'Kay?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:14 pm


Oh dear, its another attack from a begging user with serious lack of a sense of grammar.

Lacus_And_Kira


Dodger Gunning

PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:36 am


Oh my God, what? I think there's, like, three different languages in there! Holy cow, that takes skill, yes indeed.

He says his heart's broken, what about his brain?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:10 am


"breaked"? I seriously have never heard someone say (or type) "breaked".

eek I think I'll go study some more abnormal psychology.

Patron with a Mission


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:36 pm


dameonmac5918
"breaked"? I seriously have never heard someone say (or type) "breaked".

eek I think I'll go study some more abnormal psychology.

That sounds like fun...
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:41 pm


Galadedrid Damodred
dameonmac5918
"breaked"? I seriously have never heard someone say (or type) "breaked".

eek I think I'll go study some more abnormal psychology.

That sounds like fun...


It can be...especially when you see things iboth within others and yourself that you never saw before. But this...well, this intrigued me much. What kind of person would type "breaked", I wonder?

It's kind of similar to the person who gave a presentation on drag racing, and said, "The person in this movie was the most winningest of all racers."

Patron with a Mission


queento

PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:23 pm


Jesus.
That was disturbing.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:48 pm


Thats it.


mad


-takes out machine gun-


The illiterate beggers need to go. Now.

Viral Reverie

Proxy Millionaire


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:58 pm


scream I just realised what he called me! scream scream scream
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:21 am


dameonmac5918
Galadedrid Damodred
dameonmac5918
"breaked"? I seriously have never heard someone say (or type) "breaked".

eek I think I'll go study some more abnormal psychology.

That sounds like fun...


It can be...especially when you see things iboth within others and yourself that you never saw before. But this...well, this intrigued me much. What kind of person would type "breaked", I wonder?

It's kind of similar to the person who gave a presentation on drag racing, and said, "The person in this movie was the most winningest of all racers."

eek

stare

How old was this person? I'm guessing about four or five?

Galadedrid Damodred


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:31 am


Galadedrid Damodred
dameonmac5918
Galadedrid Damodred
dameonmac5918
"breaked"? I seriously have never heard someone say (or type) "breaked".

eek I think I'll go study some more abnormal psychology.

That sounds like fun...


It can be...especially when you see things in both within others and yourself that you never saw before. But this...well, this intrigued me much. What kind of person would type "breaked", I wonder?

It's kind of similar to the person who gave a presentation on drag racing, and said, "The person in this movie was the most winningest of all racers."

eek

stare

How old was this person? I'm guessing about four or five?


Hmm...if I had to take a guess, I'd say he's in his 20s. It's kinda sad because this is a senior level class (yes, I'm a sophomore and taking senior level courses for the summer), and he said that during a presentation.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:42 pm


ur aviz da bomb lolroflmao how do u get da tats giv me dat stuff c**t plz gv me geld or itms im por favor n jus got ma breaked plz have a heart

Translation:

Your avi is the bomb, lol. How do you get that? Give me that stuff or please give me gold or items I'm poor! I just got my heart borken, please, have a heart!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I had to take some stuff out, but its a pretty good translation.

men getting pregnant


Perihadion

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:02 pm


Quote:
ur aviz da bomb lolroflmao how do u get da tats giv me dat stuff c**t plz gv me geld or itms im por favor n jus got ma heart breaked plz have a heart


Translation;

Your avatar is the bomb, laughing out loud, rolling on the floor laughing my a** off. How do you get that? Give me that stuff, c**t, please give me gold or items. I'm poor (favor?) and just got my heart broken. Please, have a heart.


Horrible. Ab-so-lutely horrible.
And it makes me wonder about two things;
1- You want something from someone. Why call that person a c**t?
2- The 'I'm por favor' is weird, because it could mean 'I am poor, favor', which doesn't make sense, and it could also mean 'I am please', because -as known- 'por favor' is please in Spanish, which makes even less sense in this context..
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:15 am


dameonmac5918
Galadedrid Damodred
dameonmac5918
Galadedrid Damodred
dameonmac5918
"breaked"? I seriously have never heard someone say (or type) "breaked".

eek I think I'll go study some more abnormal psychology.

That sounds like fun...


It can be...especially when you see things in both within others and yourself that you never saw before. But this...well, this intrigued me much. What kind of person would type "breaked", I wonder?

It's kind of similar to the person who gave a presentation on drag racing, and said, "The person in this movie was the most winningest of all racers."

eek

stare

How old was this person? I'm guessing about four or five?


Hmm...if I had to take a guess, I'd say he's in his 20s. It's kinda sad because this is a senior level class (yes, I'm a sophomore and taking senior level courses for the summer), and he said that during a presentation.

But - but, that's, like... it's like... that's so... it's... eek stare !!!

Galadedrid Damodred


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:25 pm


x-Aphelion-x
Quote:
ur aviz da bomb lolroflmao how do u get da tats giv me dat stuff c**t plz gv me geld or itms im por favor n jus got ma heart breaked plz have a heart


Translation;

Your avatar is the bomb, laughing out loud, rolling on the floor laughing my a** off. How do you get that? Give me that stuff, c**t, please give me gold or items. I'm poor (favor?) and just got my heart broken. Please, have a heart.


Horrible. Ab-so-lutely horrible.
And it makes me wonder about two things;
1- You want something from someone. Why call that person a c**t?
2- The 'I'm por favor' is weird, because it could mean 'I am poor, favor', which doesn't make sense, and it could also mean 'I am please', because -as known- 'por favor' is please in Spanish, which makes even less sense in this context..


I think the person was trying to say: "I'm poor, so please..." stare Although what he thought "im por favor" was going to accomplish, I'm not sure.
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