Welcome to Gaia! ::

Gaian Grammar Guild

Back to Guilds

The Gaian Grammar Guild is a refuge for the literate, a place for them to post and read posts without worrying about the nonsensical ones. 

Tags: grammar, literate, english, language 

Reply "TXT TLK" horror stories
Another PM asking for stuff. Scary... Goto Page: 1 2 [>] [»|]

Quick Reply

Enter both words below, separated by a space:

Can't read the text? Click here

Submit

Scary?
Yes...
46%
 46%  [ 6 ]
*Cries*
38%
 38%  [ 5 ]
NOZ I R SMERT AND IT GUT TYEPING
15%
 15%  [ 2 ]
Total Votes : 13


Robthebob

PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:48 pm


Another message to me. I'm not rich, nor will I ever be. I really don't see why all these lame-arse people keep messaging me asking for stuff... stare

Quote:
hai i wn u2 gv m sm gd plzzzzz snze i m por crying crying crying crying crying crying gonk scream gonk scream scream sou shd dn8 me sum thnz 2 m so i cna git a rlly vlubl tng lyk u hev dat srd bcz it mst b abt 50,0000 glds 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh sou plzzxz gme sum 2 m so i cn i wl heart yu 4ev bcz i m por gonk gonk u r rly kol nd i m nut so plslplzszlsszplpzlzplzpszlszpslzplszplsssssssssssssssssssss gmme sm gldz 2 m

kthxbai i luv u heart sweatdrop heart



What in the name of the Golden Throne does that say?
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:17 pm


Robthebob
Another message to me. I'm not rich, nor will I ever be. I really don't see why all these lame-arse people keep messaging me asking for stuff... stare

Quote:
hai i wn u2 gv m sm gd plzzzzz snze i m por crying crying crying crying crying crying gonk scream gonk scream scream sou shd dn8 me sum thnz 2 m so i cna git a rlly vlubl tng lyk u hev dat srd bcz it mst b abt 50,0000 glds 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh sou plzzxz gme sum 2 m so i cn i wl heart yu 4ev bcz i m por gonk gonk u r rly kol nd i m nut so plslplzszlsszplpzlzplzpszlszpslzplszplsssssssssssssssssssss gmme sm gldz 2 m

kthxbai i luv u heart sweatdrop heart


What in the name of the Golden Throne does that say?


Attempting to translate...now.

The Interpreter
Hi, I want you to give me some gold, please? (undefined word) I'm poor! ::cries a whole lot and goes into emotional orgasm:: You should donate some things to me so I can get a really valuable thing, like your sword, because it must be about 500,000 Gold.

So please give me some of your gold and rare items to me so I will love you forever, because I'm poor. ::cries about her pathectic Gaian life some more::

You're really cool and I'm not, so please, please, please, please, please give me some of your gold!

Okay, thanks, bye, I love you!


Ending translation.

...Oh deities, she sounds like a sweet, grammatically retarded mugger. Who asks pretty nicely by begging the living daylights out of you.

Galadedrid, what do you think? question

Natsuri


SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:25 am


That actually took me a while to decipher. neutral I am so glad I'm not asked for donations anymore. Funny, really. The noobs just stopped harassing me months ago.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:43 am


I seldom get begging PM's, but that one....it occurs to me the sender did that on purpose. Our banners will scream "PM me with text talk to annoy me!" to a lot of people who think we are a bunch of snoots.

Reply to any begging PM to go to the Charity Forum. I often donate to others, but only causes I think are worthy. Beggers don't get squat.

Feather Kana

Sparkly Spirit

18,725 Points
  • Perfect Attendance 400
  • Millionaire 200
  • Overstocked 200

duello

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:59 pm


To clerify the unidentified word in your translation, I believe they meant "since."
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:04 pm


duello
To clerify the unidentified word in your translation, I believe they meant "since."


Clarify, you mean? I give you props and kudos for pulling the proverbial rabbit out of your hat. biggrin

Retranslating now, with new word inserted:

The Interpreter
Hi, I want you to give me some gold, please? Since I'm poor... ::cries a whole lot and goes into emotional orgasm:: ...you should donate some things to me so I can get a really valuable thing, like your sword, because it must be about 500,000 Gold.

So please give me some of your gold and rare items to me so I will love you forever, because I'm poor. ::cries about her pathectic Gaian life some more::

You're really cool and I'm not, so please, please, please, please, please give me some of your gold!

Okay, thanks, bye, I love you!


Now the interpretation is complete. 4laugh

Natsuri


TigerMisty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:32 am


This is horrible....I need another box of Puffs.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:57 pm


No one has ever asked me for money or donations...I guess I don't look rich enough xd

Patron with a Mission


MyOwnBestCritic

Dapper Dabbler

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:10 pm


I've had people ask, "Hey, can I buy your Ace of Spades? How about 100g? No? How about 1k?" Of course, he or she was new, and I gently reffered him or her to the Charity subforum... only to be met with a plethora of txt-tlk!

How did you go about replying to this person who is obviously new, desparate, and does not know how to check the marketplace for pricing?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:57 am


dameonmac5918
No one has ever asked me for money or donations...I guess I don't look rich enough xd


This sort of stuff never happens to me. I just look too plain. razz

Natsuri


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:45 am


Natsuri
Robthebob
Another message to me. I'm not rich, nor will I ever be. I really don't see why all these lame-arse people keep messaging me asking for stuff... stare

Quote:
hai i wn u2 gv m sm gd plzzzzz snze i m por crying crying crying crying crying crying gonk scream gonk scream scream sou shd dn8 me sum thnz 2 m so i cna git a rlly vlubl tng lyk u hev dat srd bcz it mst b abt 50,0000 glds 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh sou plzzxz gme sum 2 m so i cn i wl heart yu 4ev bcz i m por gonk gonk u r rly kol nd i m nut so plslplzszlsszplpzlzplzpszlszpslzplszplsssssssssssssssssssss gmme sm gldz 2 m

kthxbai i luv u heart sweatdrop heart


What in the name of the Golden Throne does that say?


Attempting to translate...now.

The Interpreter
Hi, I want you to give me some gold, please? (undefined word) I'm poor! ::cries a whole lot and goes into emotional orgasm:: You should donate some things to me so I can get a really valuable thing, like your sword, because it must be about 500,000 Gold.

So please give me some of your gold and rare items to me so I will love you forever, because I'm poor. ::cries about her pathectic Gaian life some more::

You're really cool and I'm not, so please, please, please, please, please give me some of your gold!

Okay, thanks, bye, I love you!


Ending translation.

...Oh deities, she sounds like a sweet, grammatically retarded mugger. Who asks pretty nicely by begging the living daylights out of you.

Galadedrid, what do you think? question

In my humble but professional opinion, she's an illiterate demonic monster who exaggerates her childish sweetness to impress nearby males with her fragility, if I'm any judge. I say we peel her skin off in strips and sell it to a glovemaker.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:51 am


I got a comment recently saking for gold in none-too-good grammar, but luckily it was nothing like that.

MadnessFreak


SilentShadowDreamer

Omnipresent Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:29 pm


I have yet to get a begging PM of any kind, and I haven't gotten any PMs like that one. I am very thankful.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:40 pm


I wonder if these people have had ANY education beyond a first grade level. There's a difference between flawed grammar, and absolutely deplorable writing that makes someone want to puke. Thank god no one's private messaged me for gold because I'd send them a nasty message back, especially with that despicable writing. Yay for decent grammar, and a translation! That annoying peasant needs to earn gold independently, and not with the help from random people. I hate cries for attention!



~ Torturing Liars is back~

[_TorturingLiars_]


heavens_akki

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:06 pm


I want to shoot her. Can I shoot her? I really want too.
Reply
"TXT TLK" horror stories

Goto Page: 1 2 [>] [»|]
 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum