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Ok, My character CwP is well established now. But I was thinking of playing Jack Arsonist for awhile and getting him a few title reigns,fueds and such. Ruin helped me come up with the Jack Arsonist character. So I'll post a promo from each.


The Tron flickers on. Cruentus Fas appears. They are in a hospital lobby.

"Good call Tank. I guess we win by default."

Mad Dog slaps high fives with Nicoli and CwP.

"We were going to refuse to have the match, but it's so much easier this way. Anywho, the show must go on, ya know?"

Mad Dog grins. Nicoli is off screen for a moment before rolling a shopping cart full of weapons on the screen. Mad Dog begins to speak.

"We, Cruentus Fas - bloody fate, are on location in an actual hospital!"

CwP pinches a nurse's a** as she walks by. Mad Dog grabs a light tube and continues.

"We're here to visit those 10 fans we saw a few weeks ago! The fan participation participants, remember? They love wrestling so much we decided to visit them and bring wrestling to them," Mad Dog says, stroking the light tube delicately. Nicoli is holding "Get Well Soon" balloons.

"Let's visit them, shall we?"

Cruentus Fas makes their way down the hall. They stop in front of a door.

"Knock knock!" Mad Dog says, knocking on the door and pushing it open.

The old couple from before are lying in beds. They are covered in casts and bandages. The old man has a black eye and cuts on his head. There is a cast on his leg. The old lady's nose is broken and she also has cuts on her head. The old couple's look turns to horror. CwP wheels the cart into the room. A nurse is feeding the old couple apple sauce. Nicoli hands them the balloons.

"We hope you get well soon!" says Mad Dog. "We brought you these," he says, motioning to the balloons. CwP wastes no time in jumping the old lady and cheese grating her face. Nicoli joins in, pulling on the nostrils of her broken nose. The nurse screams and flees the room. Mad Dog takes the light tube and slams it into the old man's head. The old man screams, but with a broken leg, doesn't move. Mad Dog boots him out of the bed onto the floor.

"Next!" Mad Dog triumphantly proclaims.

Cruentus Fas continues down the hallway, again stopping at a door. Mad Dog opens the door, revealing the teenager who was in a wheelchair propped up in bed watching TV. Mad Dog rushes him and slams a stop sign into his head and kicks it several times. CwP jumps onto the bed, bounces, and hits a 630 splash onto the patient's chest. Nicoli spits on him.

"Get well soon!" cries Mad Dog as they exit.

The camera shows Cruentus Fas walking down the hall. They stop at another door.

A young girl is sleeping in the bed.

"We hit her with a barbed wire kendo stick," Mad Dog whispers, giggling. "Let's surprise her."

All 3 quietly sneak into the room and next to the bed. Mad Dog softly counts to three. On three, they scream as loud as they can, waking the girl up. Quickly, they each grab a limb and pull her into the air. They swing her back and forth before heaving her facefirst into the mounted television. Her face connects with the screen, cracking it as she falls to the floor.

Cruentus Fas leaves the room. Nicoli grabs a doctor and DDTs him. Mad Dog turns to the camera.

"Well, we have more patients to visit. We'll catch you on the flipside, guys."

Mad Dog shows his open palm at the camera, revealing the backwards swastika burned into his hand. With his other arm, he grabs a stapler out of his pocket and begins stapling down his arm.

"Later," says Mad Dog.

The tron flickers and turns off.

(Mquestionable wrote it up i just thought up the ideas razz )

Arsonist Promo soon to come.

xd I remember that. Man when it comes to RP I'm a ******** idea machine. Ask MQ, It'll be one A.M. and I'll be like "Holy ********! I've got the perfect chef gimmick!".

((Surprise, surprise you wanna be more hardcore blaugh ))

Heh, Cruentas Fas is one of my personal favorite Gaia stables. It's no D-Sex, but really, who is? xd

Thanks, wish I had more ideas for them...I haven't had too much funny material lately. Once I get some they'll be back on commentary.

Man, I hope the RPs I have don't open a bar. First thing Syn does:

"Hey, something fruity over here. Oh, and a drink, too." (in reference to Matt)

Eh, I tried. xd