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Have you read any of the Nancy Drew stories?
Yes
23%
 23%  [ 3 ]
No
46%
 46%  [ 6 ]
I thought about it....once.
30%
 30%  [ 4 ]
Total Votes : 13


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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:24 pm


So, this is what happens when people have never picked up a book in their life.

Lyk, ZOMG!
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:59 am


Uh... That's horrible. I condemn this person in the name of grammar.

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SilverMaple

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 7:16 am


I think he's a troll. A very bad, smelly troll.
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:30 am


Although I rarely read, to be honest, that guy's as smart as a hammer.

In other words, I laugh at his misconception of last names. 4laugh

Natsuri


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:54 pm


It makes me want to cry... but what about Drew Barrymore?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:10 am


How the hell did that get 8 pages? scream

Venat the Undying


Natsuri

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:15 pm


King of Halla
How the hell did that get 8 pages? scream


That...is completely beyond the vicinity of my knowledge. sad
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:17 pm


Natsuri
King of Halla
How the hell did that get 8 pages? scream


That...is completely beyond the vicinity of my knowledge. sad


Mine too.(that is why I asked wink )

Venat the Undying


Natsuri

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:02 am


Yeesh, how many of them will come by, by the droves of millions around here??? These illiterates are coming in like a swarm of locusts! gonk

And while I'm at it, I'm introducing a weapon at the Literate Weapons Rack...a 600-round clip, 8mm caliber, semi-automatic LIQUO-600 Machine Gun. Like your standard military-grade standard-issue machine gun, only more literate.

Anyone interested, and I'll throw in the silencer at no charge! biggrin
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:46 am


Natsuri
Yeesh, how many of them will come by, by the droves of millions around here??? These illiterates are coming in like a swarm of locusts! gonk

And while I'm at it, I'm introducing a weapon at the Literate Weapons Rack...a 600-round clip, 8mm caliber, semi-automatic LIQUO-600 Machine Gun. Like your standard military-grade standard-issue machine gun, only more literate.

Anyone interested, and I'll throw in the silencer at no charge! biggrin


I only have 2 literate weapons cry , so I'll take it.

Venat the Undying


Natsuri

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:52 am


King of Halla
Natsuri
Yeesh, how many of them will come by, by the droves of millions around here??? These illiterates are coming in like a swarm of locusts! gonk

And while I'm at it, I'm introducing a weapon at the Literate Weapons Rack...a 600-round clip, 8mm caliber, semi-automatic LIQUO-600 Machine Gun. Like your standard military-grade standard-issue machine gun, only more literate.

Anyone interested, and I'll throw in the silencer at no charge! biggrin


I only have 2 literate weapons cry , so I'll take it.


Like I said, you can never have too much of those proverbial weapons. biggrin ::throws you the weapon and the silencer:: Use it wisely, mate! pirate
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:01 am


[Trigger fingers entwined...]


Wow. I think my IQ just dropped thirty points.
-__-;
But what can you honestly do about it?
Jesus Christ. I feel sick.


[...I knew this was our time.]

I Am Mr Black


Venat the Undying

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:12 am


I don't even read the stories and I knew that it was her last name.
Where, oh where, does gaia get these people from?

Literacy Hell?
PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:57 pm


King of Halla
I don't even read the stories and I knew that it was her last name.
Where, oh where, does gaia get these people from?

Literacy Hell?


"Literate Hell" is putting it nicely. smile

Natsuri


Venat the Undying

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:51 pm


Natsuri
King of Halla
I don't even read the stories and I knew that it was her last name.
Where, oh where, does gaia get these people from?

Literacy Hell?


"Literate Hell" is putting it nicely. smile


No, because - to me - it sounds like they are in a Hell being tortured by literates, instead of coming from a hell for literates. You Know?
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